⊊ @ProperSubset
I am the worst. Joined June 2011-
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Almost made it through 2017 without seeing FISTNU on a license plate.
@iamjessejohnson Try again with the oven and let me know how that goes.
My cats are low-level casters that can only create silica gel packets and twist ties.
*poindexter voice* My soul is being torn from my body.
I want your jean shorts and your white tennis shoes ♪ You and me could write a dad romance ♪
Caught my cat reading manga under the bed again.
I don't know any of the YouTube keyboard shortcuts but my cat knows them all.
spider-rats spider-rats its nightmare time in the city
@MitchDokken Well you can always get software to work as long as you're willing to trade enough of your soul to do it.
@MitchDokken Oh cool, I wanted to do something like that with my Pi but never did. Cause projects are hard and stuff.
@ProudRascal It sucks. I'll have to talk to the boss about getting a key next week.
@ProudRascal I'm too much of a rookie to have a key to the building.
Aaron Jon @AJTerms
2 Followers 66 Following
Sir Racha @T0m4t0_T0m4ht0
9 Followers 98 Following bisexual martial artist : defender of the common controversy : fiction and screenwriting : Chicago for now
LizLaughLove @liz47p
29 Followers 222 Following Electrical engineer, adventurer, and red panda enthusiast. My favorite vices involve sloth, gluttony, lust, and the oxford comma.
m e g a n. @megjoyz
255 Followers 1K Following
analeigh @biganaleigh263
144 Followers 667 Following si crees que no te quiero dame una punalada y en cada gota de mi sangre veras tu imagen grabada
sad_terminal @sad_terminal
425 Followers 333 Following $ user command - terminal response | 68 74 74 70 3a 2f 2f 74 2e 63 6f 2f 48 41 36 66 54 39 49 68 70 47
.... @SeriousJokerPat
1 Followers 135 Following
bear without a chair @bearwithnochair
110 Followers 685 Following
Bifu @ladybifu
28 Followers 298 Following I'm not really a lady I'm more of a triangle || *three sided screeching*
bobbins @BobbinsJackson
77 Followers 1K Following
Me @jammygiven
22 Followers 490 Following
tbsp @charityportion
58 Followers 859 Following
life hurts @Femonade
285 Followers 1K Following This is a suicide parody account. Dreams crumble to dust - I'm just a dear who got hit bye a care. together in a nightmare we're always alone.
David Busko @David_Busko
122 Followers 122 Following why you leaving? we have all things that are good. we have Bailey's, hm creamy
eli @RealEliGross
164 Followers 286 Following ill keep being funny until VR is better, then im gonna go
Alex Timberlake @alexwockeez
110 Followers 656 Following Doing crystal meth will lift you up until you break it won't stop
Max Cady @Full_Fist
24 Followers 125 Following
Golden ticket @76streetpod
2K Followers 3K Following قولدن تكت... ما وفرت تذكرة آحنا نوفرها لك اللهم احفظ مملكتنا
Mygglygg @Mygglygg
297 Followers 2K Following #BLACKLIVESMATTER they/them practitioner of anarchist magic /icon by @avagardra header by @Anontloudeac evil gender
meatlobes @meatlobes
3K Followers 232 Following all is fair in love and war. also, all is fair in other stuff too.
SJM Guns @Scottm1982
1K Followers 6K Following
phantom o da o-block @trap_kitten
11 Followers 39 Following Ill fuck yo bitch with my mask on makeing meth pipes out of diamonds
ya boy lil sponge. @yaboylilsponge
78 Followers 431 Following Fuck bitches make patties. Parody. Not afiliated with spongebob. Yolo swaggy 420 blaze it nigga
Calvin Lin @APATHYBOT5000
12 Followers 88 Following Running and Cardio/Video games/General retardation | Current Pace: 1.6km @ 7:48m Goal: 1.6km @ 7:30m
djatluv @luzukobuti
302 Followers 952 Following
Jim @WideJimbo
31 Followers 390 Following
Mick Jaguar @mick_cetera
71 Followers 188 Following Pour me a drink. You know how I like it, two parts whiskey one part straight adventure. Musician. Actor.
LizLaughLove @liz47p
29 Followers 222 Following Electrical engineer, adventurer, and red panda enthusiast. My favorite vices involve sloth, gluttony, lust, and the oxford comma.
wint @dril
1.7M Followers 408 Following welcome to my shit https://t.co/SuXccfQtN7 https://t.co/kHbbE12Ftx https://t.co/uXYQZrfYdk
im on the ither sight @jon_snow_420
14K Followers 868 Following https://t.co/Ct0mzciqrF tramp stamp of a ouija board
sad_terminal @sad_terminal
425 Followers 333 Following $ user command - terminal response | 68 74 74 70 3a 2f 2f 74 2e 63 6f 2f 48 41 36 66 54 39 49 68 70 47
sunfilter (doesnt wan... @sunfilter
3K Followers 397 Following trans means beyond /science (w)as mysticism, art, music, psychonautics, gender alchemy, nondual nonsense/femme in poverty. donate: https://t.co/xqdAZzety2 / s
Jarrod @shaftment
441 Followers 341 Following mid 20's lifetime furry but only recently Out about it
we faded out here @dillonfarmy
821 Followers 4 Following not affiliated with anything but tha turn up
(PROFESH)caleb smut @smautzerh
211 Followers 669 Following wowo hot phooto what's crackalackin my friend Hmu
peggy @mathsnail
809 Followers 1K Following
greg @GrowlyGrego
24K Followers 763 Following
ftk @finchthakid
662 Followers 355 Following
Adam of Earth @AdamOfEarth
4K Followers 774 Following @[email protected] A bit of science, a bit of sarcasm, a bit of something else.
Mike Bianchi @Mike_Bianchi
7K Followers 481 Following
A Boston Twit @ABostonTwit
825 Followers 450 Following Will tweet for cooking, pizza, and/or kittens.
Melissa Cecchettini @mel_cecchettini
55 Followers 66 Following
sadvil 😎 (sadvil.b... @sadvil
23K Followers 718 Following making jokes, shuffling deckchairs. find me at https://t.co/MobqCcHoDi
Dismantle all Police ... @uhhhplaceholder
1K Followers 216 Following if you're here for the first time, freelance journalism person. if you know me in real life, surprise!
sean o @pudding_club
2K Followers 340 Following
Brian Gaar @briangaar
72K Followers 2K Following https://t.co/z1EDZmqdBo Bluesky: https://t.co/XkLVhTtCfv Read my stuff at: https://t.co/e9CGIwhVgN
Deport celebrities no... @Secks_man
3K Followers 449 Following
Cool Eric @OBiiieeee
19K Followers 815 Following i told my dad Sonic The Hedgehog was gay and he ripped the oven door off














































