Me @jammygiven
Joined July 2013-
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A satellite that projects a laugh track to wherever someone asks why there's no white history month.
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"Do the wave!" The crowd throws themselves forward violently, then slide backwards into the ocean.
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Learn Why There Are So Many Problems And How You Can Make Them Worse
We gonna party likes it's 199999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999998888999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
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Roses are red Violets are blue Show me your butt Show it to me
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Odd Future Wolf Gang Did You Write Your Grandmother A Thank You Card
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I've been saving up my tickets for 27 years sir, and I would like to purchase this very chuck e cheese.
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every clickbaiting thinkpiece is written from the POV of that guy your friend invited and nobody really wants in the convo
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I have the heart of a lion, And a lifetime ban from the zoo
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one of my absolute favorite things about twitter is male debate nerds who use latinate phrases like they're slamming down a magic card
@pattonoswalt wasn't even the yogurt that helps you poop
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Don't cry because it's over, smile because for a few miles they believed you were the real bus driver.
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"Does anyone here know of any lawful reason that this couple should not be wed?" "THE PRIEST IS A SPIDER" *priest scurries under the altar*
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My son walked in on me and my wife "wrestling" on the bed. We call it "wrestling" because he can't pronounce jiu-jitsu.
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SithWhore @WickedRapunzel
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Random Shit We think @Randomfartz
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Anders Carlson @IamDers
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Femvolution MSU @FemvolutionMSU
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Victoria @victoastia
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Depressing Drawers @depdrawers
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C. Taylor Services @CTaylorServices
97 Followers 506 Following C. Taylor Services helps sharp, motivated individuals embrace freedom, excitement and the personal fulfillment of owning your own business and helping others.
Johnny Wiseau @Johnny_Wiseau
237 Followers 557 Following That's Me! (Although it might not be obviously so, considering I am using his first name from the movie instead of his real name)
bizCESS @bizcess
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Lil B THE BASEDGOD @LILBTHEBASEDGOD
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Dan Polish Last Name @danjan13
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^_−☆ @johtosbest
573 Followers 422 Following washed tweeter - The Arsenal - SSBM, Pokémon, and YuGiOh enjoyer - OW2 competitor - NBA Gambler
SithWhore @WickedRapunzel
3K Followers 3K Following borderline cunt with the dance moves of a drunken circus bear. Ridiculous, unstable human being. unnecessarily polite and adequately violent. $WickedRapunzel
Cool Eric @OBiiieeee
19K Followers 815 Following i told my dad Sonic The Hedgehog was gay and he ripped the oven door off
JasonLastname @JasonLastname
19K Followers 745 Following Imagine a caveman running on a treadmill, completely confused and crying hysterically.
_ZEROYAL PUNTED CUNT ... @SaraESpivey
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Deport celebrities no... @Secks_man
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Adrienne Airhart Helb... @craydrienne
31K Followers 881 Following comedy • linguistics • psychedelics • cannabis. Chronic ex-wife. Former dancer. Extremely married.
ErPo @VampireIguana
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Nick Colletti @Nick_Colletti
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Fireproof Games @Fireproof_Games
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Bruce Springsteen @springsteen
1.2M Followers 39 Following On tour in 2023. New Album “Only The Strong Survive” out now! Listen Here: https://t.co/8pURk3cdFA
Asian Man Records @asianmanrecords
25K Followers 481 Following 아시안맨 DIY/EQUALITY/Hate the music biz but 💙 🎵 There's a diy label I hate so much/will disclose their identity w much fury in 2025. @MIKEPARKMUSIC EST 1996
Patyoncé @WhiteDonCheadle
339 Followers 539 Following The Isaac Newton of dropping knowledge. Fav this, it's pretty good, I guess https://t.co/nvlK4zbTw0
Palisagrus @palisagrus
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Dan O'Sullivan (👻 ... @osullyville
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IndieGameCloud @IndieGameCloud
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Fanfiction_txt @fanfiction_txt
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A Band Called Death @bandcalleddeath
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