Lars nielson @Puck66
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This is absolutely brilliant. I’m laughing& crying.
Norm Macdonald was fired from Weekend Update in 1997 after NBC executives decided he wasn’t funny. A year and a half later they asked him to host the show. He didn’t open with gratitude or a comeback story. He opened with a logical problem: How does someone go from “not funny
@sergeantsuper @HockeyVice_ What the hell. The Penguins will not trade Sid...you are an idiot
You guys need to stop drinking poison 1) have we had a 38% price crash in 2026?? 2) did we have the fha foreclosure wave in August NO AND NO
@1RentalataTime Right now he doesnt care but he will when it stops him from doing what he wants to do.
The sickness is everywhere
Spot on!! 👍🏻
@MarkMaddenX What the crap? How could a Penguins fan possibly suggest this.
🚨#BREAKING: Outrage is erupting in Virginia after police showed up at a mother’s home at 2 A.M. and TOWED HER CAR over a SH00TING she had NOTHING to do with... ...because a FLOCK CAM pointed them to the WRONG CAR!!! Now her car is a TOTAL LOSS and she MIGHT LOSE HER JOB!!!! Yes, you read that right, a Flock camera got it wrong, the cops took her car ANYWAY, and she’s the one paying for it. Her name is Rosalyn Crump, she’s a mom raising 3 boys in Richmond VA On July 29th, just before 2 in the morning, Richmond police officers showed up outside her home on Sussex Street. She was ASLEEP, but someone woke her up and told her police were outside and her car was being towed. Police say the Flock system had linked her 2012 Hyundai Elantra to a sh00ting near Gilpin Court and body camera footage shows the officers shining flashlights through her windows. At one point, one of them seemed to doubt they even had the right car. They noticed her KIDS’ CAR SEATS were buckled in the back, but they towed it anyway. Rosalyn came outside and told them flat out: “Y’all got the wrong car.” She told them she’d been at her mom’s house all day, came home at 4, and waited for her kids to get off the bus at 5. Nobody had driven her car. An officer decided her story didn’t match the Flock data and said on camera that she was, “definitely not telling the truth.” Minutes later, Seibert’s Towing hauled her car away. If you think that was insane... well, IT GETS WORSE. About FOUR DAYS later, she finally got a phone call. Her car had been released FOUR HOURS after they took it... because police had already found the person they were actually looking for. NOBODY FROM THE POLICE TOLD HER!!!!! When she went to get her car back, she found it DAMAGED from the tow. The towing company’s VP admitted fault in writing. Then the claim went to insurance, and the company said it could no longer settle with her directly. Her mechanic’s verdict: TOTAL LOSS. Richmond police now admit Flock cameras led them to the wrong vehicle. Meanwhile, Rosalyn has lost wages, can’t get to work on time, and is paying for a RENTAL CAR out of her own pocket just to get her boys where they need to go. She literally did nothing wrong and was home with her kids. THIS IS INSANE!!!!!!!!
Dump the Duopoly.
🚨BREAKING: Flock’s database was used by 3 Charlotte cops in a competition to see who could arrest the most Black people. The officers have resigned.
If you started watching hockey after Covid was a thing, you're never gonna win with me. You think you know Penguins suffer and pain, but you really don't know pain.
There is no Democrat or Republican party. There's only the illusion of choice.
@GenZMultifamily @MikeyTiki Because for alot of people with student loans it was poverty or student loans. There is alot more to it then you think.
@crosbyhistory87 I honestly like most of their moves last few years...up until this last offseason which totally wiped away all of the progress the Penguins had made!!
@1RentalataTime But remember we must always have money to start a new war! Heaven forbid the military stay home for a couple of years!!!
Crosby hangs the Cup out of the window of Mario's. 2009. He said he never thought he'd ever see E Carson Street like that.
Exception to the rule. It’s hardly a “narrative.”
Nothing craps on the “we must have a salary cap” narrative like Milwaukee and Tampa Bay in the World Series.
Mario Lemieux on Jagr: "Our chemistry was unbelievable 🔮 Certainly one of the best I've ever played with" 🫡 "It looks like the Pittsburgh Penguins have two Michael Jordan's" 😳
But but Flock assured us that they wouldn’t share your information with the federal government. 🤡
🚨 #BREAKING: Georgia police officer caught sharing Flock database with federal agent who conducted nearly 1,000 warrantless surveillance searches.
Savannah cop Amber Harpe just got fired for handing her Flock ALPR login to her ICE agent husband. He used it for 983 searches on 97 plates across 6 states—mostly Hispanic drivers. SPD doesn’t share data with ICE, so this was pure unauthorized access. In this seven second audio conversation you can hear her come clean to police. Another day, another Flock abuse case proving these cameras are a surveillance free-for-all with almost zero real oversight.
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