The Punctionary @Punctionary
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Programmatic-ing in CTV is a team effort and @philoTV’s Kyle Turner suggests to think of the Deals API as the Lion who needs courage, the Scarecrow needs Concurrent Streams API for the number of streams, the Tin Man needs the Forecasting API to bid with confidence!
Wakanda food are you all planning for your #Oscar party tonight?
Everyone, please make an example and do something for the first time in the next 24 hours. Happy Precedents Day!
Thanks @JamesGunn for releasing the Infant-tree in #GotGVol2 ! All hail #BabyGroot
Dead Man Walken: A potential headline for actor Christoper W's obit.
The script for Lassie was was just a ruff draft
Algorithm: A scientific term easily disproved by anyone who has ever seen former VP Al Gore on a dance floor.
Harlem Shakes. youtu.be/Oc5QO1vCqdc
Valens-tines Day: A time set aside to celebrate the fork collection of the late, great singer of La Bamba.
Extra-Christie: New clothing size inspired by the current governor of New Jersey. Most applicable for fleece jackets with name tags.
Ram-bows: Overly aggressive birthday and Christmas present decorations notable for symptoms of PTSD manifested as mumbled epithets.
Lay Ms. The goal of many rejected Gloria Steinem suitors
Stan Lee Kubrick: Collectible, Japanese block-style figure commemorating Marvel Comic's most famous creator.
Aunt Man: Minor Marvel Comics hero. Known mostly for his rallying cry: "Say Uncle!"
Deadwood: A medical condition that occurs in frontier towns in South Dakota. Can usually be treated with Viagra and/or Cialis.
Pointil-less: Non-art lover's opinion of the works of Georges Seurat.
Determining the best way to soundproof a room can be a baffling experience.
Dead Ed: Zombie school, cockney Jerry Garcia fan or a too-familiar reference to Edgar Allen Poe?
To Bee or Not to Bee: Shakespearean dilemma posed by budding apiarists.
Tutsi Role: Part cast opposite the Hutu role in a film about Rwanda. Not to be confused with the Watutsi, that is a dance.
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