RandomSprint🧭 @RandomSprint

Husband. Father. Sentient paperclip. RandomSprint.github.io Joined October 2021

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RandomSprint🧭 @RandomSprint

2 hours ago

Anglos ripped across the continent because of high TFR. Without that, the US would be a collection of colonies on the East Coast. To its west Natives would still rule with impunity, and Comanches hunt for bison from their motorcycles and periodically raid suburbs for copper wire,…

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RandomSprint🧭 @RandomSprint

7 hours ago

Do you get upset when the tl shows you stupid tweets? Of course you do. We're all neurons in the collective human brain. It isn't fun to be inflamed and watch the immune system rush in.

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7 hours ago

Thinking about underexplored sushi flavors. BBQ? Smoked salmon and capers? An Italian roll made with risotto for the rice?

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a day ago

One of the worst things about the cybertruck is that the design couldn't be adapted to full-sized SUVs or minivans. Single-use, dead-end platform.

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RandomSprint🧭 @RandomSprint

a day ago

I need a way to carry my laptop around at my new job. What should I do?

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RandomSprint🧭 @RandomSprint

a day ago

I get electric cars can't be quiet, but they shouldn't sound like a hair dryer clearing its throat.

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RandomSprint🧭 @RandomSprint

a day ago

> No. We have "'Choices made in the present seem to alter events in the past' at home. > Get home. > Choices made in the present seem to alter events in the future.

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RandomSprint🧭 @RandomSprint

a day ago

This has been a big self-care weekend for me. Lots of socializing, working out, and clean eating. Has generated close to zero tweet ideas. What if my messed up gut was load bearing.

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RandomSprint🧭 @RandomSprint

2 days ago

If you find yourself in a narrative, make sure any pistols hanging on the wall end up in your hands. You will need them.

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2 days ago

What it feels like to have interesting conversations with your friends on Twitter.

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RandomSprint🧭 @RandomSprint

2 days ago

Had a great time with @PrinceVogel and his wife + guests last night. Great conversation, and we successfully deadlifted every pound in their garage gym.

RandomSprint🧭 @RandomSprint

5 days ago

Had a great time with @PrinceVogel and his wife + guests last night. Great conversation, and we successfully deadlifted every pound in their garage gym.

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ourania, wife shaped shikse⁷ @ouranometrian2

3 days ago

People are like why is Erika doing this and that! She's not crying enough! But here is a picture of me if someone killed my husband

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RandomSprint🧭 @RandomSprint

3 days ago

I have had so many nightmares from exactly this scenario. I always thought it was because I felt like my life is out of control. Turns out I was just seeing the future.

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Alex Caswen @AlexCaswen

3 days ago

Speaking of fumbling, Connor definitely fumbled Cecilia in this short story by my dear mutual @RandomSprint that you should allocate 4 minutes reading or listening to

RandomSprint🧭 @RandomSprint

3 days ago

Speaking of fumbling, Connor definitely fumbled Cecilia in this short story by my dear mutual @RandomSprint that you should allocate 4 minutes reading or listening to