RandomSprint🧭 @RandomSprint
Husband. Father. Sentient paperclip. RandomSprint.github.io Joined October 2021-
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The irony of McDonalds having an entire luxury computer brand is not lost on me.
The irony of McDonalds having an entire luxury computer brand is not lost on me.
If you are a young man, you should be making the books balance. Go into debit if you have to.
Reminder that you can never own your property until you have bewitched a horde of imps that bring you food
The elites don't want you to know this, but the laptops they give you when you get a new job are free. I have 453 new laptops.
Not to millennial post, but some of you haven't studied your Eminem. > I joke when I say I'm the best in the booth, but a lot of truth is said in jest This is a subtweet.
Cool video, but halfway through he opens his mouth and you see the downward facing barbs that keep live prey from wriggling out. The universe is red in tooth and claw and the gentle island of cooperation we've constructed must be defended. Happy Friday.
Cool video, but halfway through he opens his mouth and you see the downward facing barbs that keep live prey from wriggling out. The universe is red in tooth and claw and the gentle island of cooperation we've constructed must be defended. Happy Friday. https://t.co/t4LqS3brks
Crossover episode where Bluey tries to communicate with the strange monkeys who rule the strange universe she finds herself in. Can you she find the pawprints and think her way back to her dimension? Find out in Bluey's Clues.
Crossover episode where Bluey tries to communicate with the strange monkeys who rule the strange universe she finds herself in. Can you she find the pawprints and think her way back to her dimension? Find out in Bluey's Clues.
I'm going to have so much nostalgia for 90s Chevrolet SUVs when I get old. I can already feel it taking root.
I don't get it. My deep, cultural memory is living in a frontier where Indians might kill you, rape your wife, and steal your children. Defending yourself is your responsibility. Did Canada have more docile natives, or have they just forgotten faster?
I don't get it. My deep, cultural memory is living in a frontier where Indians might kill you, rape your wife, and steal your children. Defending yourself is your responsibility. Did Canada have more docile natives, or have they just forgotten faster?
Even later in life, Fischer said that 1.e4 is better than 1.d4 because it opens up for 2.Ke2.
Even later in life, Fischer said that 1.e4 is better than 1.d4 because it opens up for 2.Ke2.
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