RealCarts🛒 @RealCarts
Random musings of a parking lot vigilante. Not in the cart corral Joined November 2017-
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Since Marge passed, Clarence didnt know what to do. He never learned to cook, so most days he’d just sit on the porch eating cheese on saltines. It wasnt fancy but this way he could keep an eye on the lawn: that dipshit kid neighbor was always walking through with his friends.
Bill and Linda were rethinking their decision to accept a group of foreign exchange students into their home: after all, you couldn’t take these Aussies anywhere without a game of footy breaking out. All this despite Jax’s protests that it was a “bloody ace scrum...a real beaut!”
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