Kid Logic @RealKidLogic
Too smart for my age. Have a little brother who works the cute too often. Parents suck at saving for college. Canada Joined July 2012-
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She found the #Lego in the middle of the night when dad stepped on it. #foiledagain
Vacuuming abandoned. Little brother spilled his apple juice. He better not think I owe him one.
Tonight, I'm leaving a tiny piece of #Lego on her route to the bathroom. Then maybe she'll give my DS back.
For mom it's coffee, for me it's #chocolate milk. I can be unresponsive too when I am denied my morning beverage.
Saw #IceAge 4 today. I suspect they took some creative licence. Everyone knows there were no nuts in Atlantis.
Saw Ice age 4 preview yesterday. Now I can say Holy Crab without fear of grounding.
Just blurted out "mommy, you are BEATIFUL," 4 no apparent reason. Sheer coincidence that I was horking down a chocolate icecream cupcake.
Mom is taking us for haircuts today. I'll let little bro go first just in case stylist botches it. But it'll look like I'm being courteous.
Cute little brother woke up first today and showered mom with kisses. Means my cranky butt will get to play DS today.
I don't care if it's fair or not. I am the first born so that makes me the default player one.
@Being_Three @honesttoddler It's an irrational episode of child envy. Just wail for her and when she finally comes in tell her you love her.
I need that lollipop. My energy reserves are low and I'm not a video game. I don't get extra lives.
@HonestToddler When your mom is on the phone sit at the computer and ask for your address. That will work.
Day camp again today. Going to blow her away with my enthusiasm so I can have ice cream later.
Mom, even though my tummy hurts & I had dynarina, I think we should go to mcdonalds for lunch. It will make me go more and get the sick out.
Mommy, I only have to make mine & Teddy's bed in the summer. You know why? Because bears hibernate in the winter.
@HonestToddler Do not fret. They are still in the house on a shelf she believes you can't reach. Aim high and climb without fear my friend.
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