Teddy Asscracker @RealTedAss
Stand Up Comedian | Sports Reporter for Gunk Daily News | Been stoned since 1984 | Santa Monica Community College ‘93 Joined September 2019-
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@CWhitney207 @MattJamNYC @NickAdamsinUSA I never said Trump was a saint. They both sucked in different ways, but the country was vehemently safer with Trump as President
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@MattJamNYC @NickAdamsinUSA Your president deported more immigrants than Trump and took us from two wars to seven. Great guy!
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MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT: I'm in Tampa for the Bucs vs Chiefs game. Tom Brady has more testosterone than the entire Mahomes family COMBINED. I'm predicting a commanding 45-24 victory for the GOAT tonight.
@BarryOnHere So gross. Did it smell?
Andy Reid sure looked like a fat fucking moron after Edwards Elaire dropped that pass on 4th and 1
@ColtsKurt @zkeefer @bkravitz Who the hell are you buddy? I can assure you I’m as real as can be, and you don’t believe me we can meet up sometime and hash it out like men
@RealSkipBayless Jerry Rice is playing?
@BarstoolBigCat I’ve seen Marcus Mariota do this a hundred times
@NickAdamsinUSA Unless you’re gay, there’s no excuse
@ColtsKurt @zkeefer @bkravitz Kurt, if you think the defense is the reason we’re losing, you must be a total dumbass
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@Midwest__sports We must be better than Tampa Bay
Iowa Hawkeyes on Sunday Night Football: Tristan Wirfs, LT (Tampa Bay Buccaneers)
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If you’re missing the Panthers/Cardinals game — rest assured — you have missed nothing.
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