Artie Lange @artiequitter
Tour, podcast, contact and more at https://t.co/zoyVUnODRC artielange.com Joined March 2012-
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Feel better Boss. You’re the best. @springsteen
I loved them and I love you @TheRichardLewis Keep going pal!
I loved them and I love you @TheRichardLewis Keep going pal!
“Artie Lange is an asshole, but I love him” - Pat Cooper. Love you too Pat. Rest in peace.
Apparently the barista thought I was transitioning.
A quick shout out to all the young comics going through the grind out there. You’re doing great. Keep going.
Thanks to @BookCameo for having me back. cameo.com/artielange67
Happy to announce that I’ve completed the NJ drug court program. Thx to my family and friends and fans for all your support
Thanks to my fans for supporting the podcast. I'm so lucky to have you. I've decided to take a break from the show for a bit. I've got 3 years clean, it's not that. I just need more time to focus on health. I'll be back when i'm better and i'll be better when i'm back. Love Artie
New episode out today. Thanks to my long time friend Rich Vos for making the time. Listen here: youtu.be/viWG53aHmm0 @RichVos
Bob was so special to me and I’ll be sad about this day forever. Please be kind like Bob always was and consider donating here. It would mean everything to him: national.scleroderma.org/site/Donation2…
NEW EPISODE out today with comedian Kurt Metzger. Please give it a listen. Kurt is a great comic that makes me laugh and makes me think. FREE thanks to FanDuel, Sheath and Fum. Listen here: youtu.be/RY_aRWFWK5Q @kurtmetzger @FanDuel @SheathUnderwear @breathefum
Out today - A brand new FREE episode of Artie Lange's Halfway House with my guest Bubba The Love Sponge. Listen on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher and YouTube by clicking here: youtu.be/DX0cZqII_Cc
Catch a brand new FREE episode of Artie Lange's Halfway House out now with award winning stand-up comic and actor Jim Gaffigan! Listen on Apple podcasts, Stitcher, etc or click this link for the full length episode on YouTube: youtu.be/67FsVnrWYWU @JimGaffigan
JUST RELEASED - The Thursday exclusive episode is now available on Patreon, The Comics Gym and to YouTube Members. I spend time with both my great friend comedian @mariobosco and Noam Dworman, Owner of The Comedy Cellar. Listen here: Patreon.com/ArtieLange
Jim Florentine - new special out today for free. He’s a funny dude and one of the truly good guys in comedy and life. Give it a watch.
Jim Florentine - new special out today for free. He’s a funny dude and one of the truly good guys in comedy and life. Give it a watch.
New Episode! Thanks so much to @adamcarolla for joining me on the show. Listen FREE today here: youtu.be/c38mNdwkJV4 Then join at Patreon.com/ArtieLange for another full length episode every Thursday.
Just released. Loved talking with Big Jay Oakerson. He really made me laugh and feel happy to be a comic. Get it wherever you listen to podcasts or here: youtu.be/Frzk33attxM @bigjayoakerson
JUST ADDED - A brand new episode of Artie Lange's Halfway House with Jackie "The Joke Man" Martling. Get it now by joining my Patreon page or click this link to join on YouTube: youtu.be/fb1BP8WH6Kk @JackieMartling
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@artiequitter @LisaLampanelli Artie! Glad your clean man, this Earth is better with you on it bro!
@artiequitter @LisaLampanelli I'm very glad you chose life! They say it's not a choice but it kind of is because you gotta wake up one day and just be over it in your mind. That's a tough place to get to and some never make it. I'm thrilled that you had the strength to come out the other side! Artie Winner!!!
@artiequitter Dude, I listen to your podcasts when I’m stocking shelves.
@artiequitter @PaulPabst $54.67 I paid. I live in Michigan. Dont think I'll make it.
I am pretty sure I weigh more than you now.
Relaxing backstage in between sold out shows @RICOMEDY
I can’t wait!!! 😘
No out of town shows this week. Instead on Saturday night i'll be @TheStandNYC sitting in with @JessicaKirson on a live taping of her podcast at 10:30pm followed by my own headlining set in the main room at 11:59pm. Tix: thestandnyc.com/shows/show/122…
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Destination: Rock. Lukewarm Water Live! with Derek Smalls and excessively special guests begins in November. Tickets are now on sale. Link in bio. #rockandroll #iconic #tickets #exuberance #rawpower #punctuality #dereksmalls #lukewarmwaterlive! Instagram: @dereksmallsmusic 🤘🏼
A special evening for my Don helping to celebrate Barbara Davis’ Children’s Diabetes Foundation, The Carousel Ball #garryshandling #geraldford #barbaradavis #bobnewhart #thecarouselball #fbf #FlashbackFriday hback
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If you were advising Biden? You know presidential hopefuls don't go to hack entertainment reporters, right Bill? I love Joe and he'll be just fine without your help, moron. And "flagging acuity"? I thought you were a writer? Check your OED.
If I was advising Biden, I’d tell him: shake hands, clap backs, smile a lot, make no real speeches+give no interviews. Also: find excuse to skip all future debates. That’s his only chance to avoid exposing his flagging acuity. It’s unfortunate for him, but it’s going to cost him.
.@Scaramucci on now "I've been loyal to @POTUS for years. When he's attacking me on Twitter it's fine- Bullying is as un-American as Ilhan Omar @IlhanMN " @realDonaldTrump
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