RealtalkwithChan @RealtalkwithC
Instagram: @realtalkwithchan Joined May 2016-
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Why do drunk people love chanting stuff
You know the kind of tired you get when you just end up sitting in your shower because standing is too exhausting #mood
The only person who I let hold my hand is my manicurist
Aren’t sunburns basically the same thing as tattoos? They’re both just like shapes marked on your bodies. #CHANgingTheGame
“Omg no seriously I’d love to go on a date with you it’s just that my lamp broke and like you know how it is... if I don’t fix it now will I every really fix it? Will it just stay broken forever? Will I stay broken forever? You get it, you’re smart.”
You know when you’re watching tv and you hear a dog barking and you think it’s yours and then you remember you don’t have a dog because you choose to laugh at responsibility rather than embrace it #same
Starbucks: what’s your name? Me: Chandler Starbucks: David? Me: I mean just no
5:45 AM airport arrival= handing TSA a Starbucks gift card instead of your ID
My favorite thing about being on a plane is not being on a fucking plane
DMs are just the Yelp Reviews of social media #ThanksForThe1StarRatingCarl
Just reread my old tweets i love that the old me still makes the new me laugh
Watch @RealtalkwithC in @tacobell's latest season of Taco Tales! youtube.com/watch?v=89b4hp…
So lucky to be a part of the filming for the Get Out parody!!! x.com/JordanPeele/st…
"I'll never turn down the chance to look ridiculous as long as I look kinda pretty at the same time." - Me
My sock is halfway off my foot right now in my shoe and I'm freaking out.
Gurrrrrrl you got a Samsung Galaxy S7??? Cuz you on FIRE 🔥🔥🔥
I never understood how I could slide out of my shoe when it was tied but I couldn't slide it back on when it was tied... #strugglingwiththis
Nobody tells you when you're younger that gurgling water is going to be this hard
Just walked into the shower with my shorts on... so I guess it's gonna be one of those days
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