Dr Joshbert Zands PhD @Redistributeth1
Former Professor of crypto-zoonotic-micro-mycology. UC Borehamwood One half of the KWF World tag team champions drjoshzands.github.io/website/ Kuntsford, Cheshire Joined February 2019-
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Hi @churnwell did using your likeness in this game boost sales in Germany?
Hi @churnwell did using your likeness in this game boost sales in Germany?
"I've been very clear, on that subject Laura, that Wagon Wheels [are] Jammie and Epic Inside", emphasises Starmer. Pushed back on whether he'd like to have a scrummy biscuit with his tea, he deftly evades the point: "We were elected on a manifesto and that manifesto stands".
So why now, after 30 years of the West conspiring in the slow-motion eradication of Palestine – a state long recognised by the rest of the world – have several western capitals broken ranks with the US and recognised Palestinian statehood? The short answer is that such…
He might have accidentally continued austerity, pandered to the far-right on immigration, supported votes to allow UK aid and arms sales to Israel, and legitimised exclusionary anti-trans rhetoric. But we all make mistakes, don't we? That's why they put rubbers on pencils.
He might have accidentally continued austerity, pandered to the far-right on immigration, supported votes to allow UK aid and arms sales to Israel, and legitimised exclusionary anti-trans rhetoric. But we all make mistakes, don't we? That's why they put rubbers on pencils.
"MY DIPPY CHIPS. SOMEBODY'S STOLEN THEM. I HATE THEM." Sir Keir has gone "absolutely ballistic", a Labour insider has revealed.
@jeremycorbyn @Babble____ So it's okay that everything is controlled by P&J which is your circle of mates that fucked it up and have been doing fuck all for the last five years apart from setting mailing lists up and accepting donations.
"Pantis's dazzling prose glimmers with the brilliance of Baddiel." - A. Churnwell
Mum left YOU - we still do a 40 minute Zoom chat every year on my birthday. Has she read the wine guide yet? Oh right, she'll have died of old age before you finish it.
Mum left YOU - we still do a 40 minute Zoom chat every year on my birthday. Has she read the wine guide yet? Oh right, she'll have died of old age before you finish it.
My dad doesn't have what it takes to be an elite level gamer
Hi I'm a 22 year old man who hasn't left his bedroom for 3 years and pisses in bottles that I leave by the door for my mum to collect. Come watch my YouTube channel where I talk about how woke and immigration have ruined this country
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As I see this tweet I am reminded of the words some bald guy in a seagull costume once told me; ‘‘A *bullet* in the neck is just *bull-y-ing* a man whose only crime was holding fascist, genocidal views and amplifying them to immiserate the vulnerable and uphold hierarchy."
As I see this tweet I am reminded of the words some bald guy in a seagull costume once told me; ‘‘A *bullet* in the neck is just *bull-y-ing* a man whose only crime was holding fascist, genocidal views and amplifying them to immiserate the vulnerable and uphold hierarchy."
Idea: provide inner city youths with self-cauterising blades to lower knife deaths
Idea: provide inner city youths with self-cauterising blades to lower knife deaths https://t.co/DzzBmEGU8G
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