Robert Cain @RobCainTweets
I'm using Twitter all wrong. Joined November 2012-
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Wild goose chases are usually the best wild chases.
Well actually, medical Jim Crow BEEN here. And I know white folks are gonna point to poverty and "socioeconomic status" but I'mma just post some facts: A thread
Tucker Carlson: "Medical Jim Crow has come to America."
A lady just came up to me and said “Speak English, we are in San Diego.” So I politely responded by asking her “how do I say ‘San Diego’ in English?” The look of bewilderment on her face made it feel like a Friday.
I'm back from a week at my mom's house and now I'm getting ads for her toothpaste brand, the brand I've been putting in my mouth for a week. We never talked about this brand or googled it or anything like that. As a privacy tech worker, let me explain why this is happening. 🧵
@Pow_linaInBaja @My_SimpleMind Extraordinary.
@4everNeverTrump @robertmoor_ Thank you for bringing another nugget of weird into my life.
When you're doing a little home handyman project, what proportion of the total time do you spend looking for the goddamn tool you were only just using a minute ago?
@bader_diedrich As the president of the local chapter of Antifa, I cannot support this message. The safety of our operatives must be our main concern.
If you've played contact sports you might be familiar with the idea of playing the man instead of the ball. "You can't score without a head" kind of captures it. The GOP is really good at playing the man instead of the ball.
Nobody is quite sure what lies behind the April jobs miss. Bad seasonal adjustment? Labor supply issues? But if it was unemployment benefits, you'd expect the miss to be biggest in low-wage sectors, where UI has biggest impact. Reality:
@bader_diedrich @mindykaling Seriously, how much time is spent looking for these tweets?
@samishah Would it get more complicated if they were arriving by boat?
@solomongeorgio Someone must carry that burden.
I don’t mean to brag, but I designed this. x.com/fred035schultz…
@JonesHowdareyou @FamousBL3 I'm no expert, but I am white. My best guess is that birkenstock is an annualized throwback concert held in the Portland exurbs?
I got the first shot of the Moderna vaccine this morning, and I'm happy to report the only side effect so far is that my mood has improved.
@ElizabethAmyx @jvharris_1965 That's kinda my question too.
When the folks who are the beneficiaries of privilege are having to protest violently, maybe it's because they've been losing recently. And that's a good thing. Sometimes I feel like it can be important to remember.
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C V H @CVH000001
758 Followers 1K Following “If They can get you asking the wrong questions, They don't have to worry about answers." ~ Thomas Pynchon
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