Lance (is 6’7”) @RuinTheory
I can’t summarize my whole life in 160 characters. Engineer by day, dog dad by night. He/him Easton, PA Joined April 2020-
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Gotta say the new Bongripper record is really good
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The only “Havana syndrome” I believe in
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Brought to you by the letters T and V (Tenafly Viper)
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The Nietzschean pro-sex, pro-beauty large breasted woman???? You mean a…Boobermensch?
Sometimes I think being objectified by my crush would fix me
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You know it in your heart to be true.
You know it in your heart to be true. https://t.co/rWLAdwxUwQ
It’s the fucking Catalina Wine Mixer not the Oscars In Memoriam #Oscars
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Something about cleaning a stainless steel pan with barkeepers friend is so satisfying
When in Boston, do as the Bostonians do
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“I don’t like Lae’zel, Jerry. Do you know what she called me in front of the entire camp? Shart. I didn’t have a comeback to it and Karlach’s laughter was soul rendering, Jerry. Lady Shar was supposed to protect me from things like this. I can’t trust Gith, Jerry.”
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