DivineDOOT @RumpyButt
He/Him | 27 | Living in sin with a safety pin | I don’t know what HD is but my doc says I have eighty of them sumbitches | My opinions are my own Joined February 2012-
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DivineDOOT retweeted
You’re hiding Tylenol under the floorboards, are you not?
What are you gonna do? Piss on your floor again? Shit yourself again?
What are you gonna do? Piss on your floor again? Shit yourself again?
Hey man, at least most of the reporters are sober when they’re in there
Hey man, at least most of the reporters are sober when they’re in there
It’s so cute they let him be a part of the morning jog. Do you think he only ran in front for a photo and then fucked off back to his office?
It’s so cute they let him be a part of the morning jog. Do you think he only ran in front for a photo and then fucked off back to his office?
Da pwesidemt sed u gotsts wower ur fwags fo da yootoober!!!
Da pwesidemt sed u gotsts wower ur fwags fo da yootoober!!!
DivineDOOT retweeted
9/11 officially forgotten
So ah, let me get this straight the pro peace ticket guys just returned the DOD to the department of WAR?
god he looks like shit
It always makes me feel better about myself when I see someone go on a 5-10 reply debate/argument with grok, really makes rotting in bed look like a more purposeful activity
DivineDOOT retweeted
Lisa Kudrow nailed it! 🎯 Literally every Republican 🥴
The bot story about Twitter makes me kinda sad honestly, whenever I get on here to talk my shit I want to know I’m arguing with a person and not a gas turbine in Memphis
Hey so I get the government is defunding social and public services but this is a really stupid ad, of course it took 3 swings on that big flat part of the axe but if he flipped it around it would probably only take one because you’re not using the flat bit like a caveman
Hey so I get the government is defunding social and public services but this is a really stupid ad, of course it took 3 swings on that big flat part of the axe but if he flipped it around it would probably only take one because you’re not using the flat bit like a caveman
This looks like shit. Would have spent so much less making it more garden lol
Wow an actual coalpost we really are run by the soy right
Wow an actual coalpost we really are run by the soy right https://t.co/Ckr6GE7Qi7
No bro trust me when we build the gold ballroom they’ll stop talking about how we’re dry fucking the poor plebs and running cover for a pedophile ring just trust me bro we’re gonna use all the money we got from cutting taxes to the rich trust bro
No bro trust me when we build the gold ballroom they’ll stop talking about how we’re dry fucking the poor plebs and running cover for a pedophile ring just trust me bro we’re gonna use all the money we got from cutting taxes to the rich trust bro
DivineDOOT retweeted
Listen man, if you wanna live in the palace of Versailles then that’s fine, but you can’t act surprised when the people eventually start sharpening the the guillotine
Listen man, if you wanna live in the palace of Versailles then that’s fine, but you can’t act surprised when the people eventually start sharpening the the guillotine
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