Brendon @TheStatsRobot
I do stats, science, plants...and melancholy but not the romantic kind. Biostatistician. Straight in a kinda gay way malewife. he/him. 5'3" (derogatory) Denver, CO Joined October 2012-
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It's so simple!
Tacobell 18,000 cups of water order-er strikes again?
Tacobell 18,000 cups of water order-er strikes again?
i'm about to make ten million dollars
i'm about to make ten million dollars https://t.co/3TLh4NXqoQ
The problem is Hegseth hasn't had a real job in a really, really long time.
The problem is Hegseth hasn't had a real job in a really, really long time.
I SMELL A TLC ORIGINAL SHOW!
I SMELL A TLC ORIGINAL SHOW!
Pictures of me with tall people are so funny
I would love to have a picture with her. If he's 6'3", I'd be around the height of her shiny corset. Tell me that wouldn't be a hilarious picture.
I would love to have a picture with her. If he's 6'3", I'd be around the height of her shiny corset. Tell me that wouldn't be a hilarious picture.
A head somehow perfectly shaped for wearing a schirmmütze with a totenkopf on it...
A head somehow perfectly shaped for wearing a schirmmütze with a totenkopf on it...
The polyester that the Apollo lunar flags were made of have been almost completely bleached from 50+ years of Solar radiation. Nationalists boast about the accomplishments of their past, but never tend to them, which causes them to dull and disintegrate.
The polyester that the Apollo lunar flags were made of have been almost completely bleached from 50+ years of Solar radiation. Nationalists boast about the accomplishments of their past, but never tend to them, which causes them to dull and disintegrate.
On Friday during standup we showed off our desk setups. I didn't mention it during the call, but I didn't have to clean anything up before snapping a picture. I wanted to brag about that to someone
Why does he look like he's in his 40s
Why does he look like he's in his 40s
When I say I have never taken a picture where I don't look like I'm learning to operate a human for the first time, I mean it.
When I say I have never taken a picture where I don't look like I'm learning to operate a human for the first time, I mean it. https://t.co/JLWO5cpNCB
This was like the one thing I thought it might do for us
Like, why is this man so god damn obsessed with every moment of a mid 2000s cartoon show. HE'S MAKING THE EXACT SAME MISTAKE LUCAS DID IN THE EXACT SAME WAY
Like, why is this man so god damn obsessed with every moment of a mid 2000s cartoon show. HE'S MAKING THE EXACT SAME MISTAKE LUCAS DID IN THE EXACT SAME WAY
Where is your god now, internet? I SMELL YOUR BLOOD
Where is your god now, internet? I SMELL YOUR BLOOD https://t.co/HWlW5cNGXz
Something similar to this is being developed here too, and it's years away from clinical trial approvals. China is not a high tech wonderland, and America may be run by morons, but we have a lot of smart people and a lot of medical advances even with the actively hostile admin.
Something similar to this is being developed here too, and it's years away from clinical trial approvals. China is not a high tech wonderland, and America may be run by morons, but we have a lot of smart people and a lot of medical advances even with the actively hostile admin.
I'm not supposed to be a clumsy, bumbling fool. I've dropped a window on my thumb, had a commercial shop vac fall down a set of stairs onto me, the screws are too long for the bedroom door handle, I've ordered over $100 in window parts and I can't run thermostat wire anywhere.
Me: I wish Gaza had a social democratic government Monkeys paw:
Me: I wish Gaza had a social democratic government Monkeys paw:
No one understands my sexuality and gender better than Dr. Blanchard. My feelings about my life are nothing compared to his genius
Even my fellow wokes fall into Default Heterosexual Sadomasochism as Contrapoints calls it 99% of the time. The guys all want to be tall and run a business with a big watch on, the women all want to be SAHM passenger princesses. I was built for a world that doesn't exist
Even my fellow wokes fall into Default Heterosexual Sadomasochism as Contrapoints calls it 99% of the time. The guys all want to be tall and run a business with a big watch on, the women all want to be SAHM passenger princesses. I was built for a world that doesn't exist
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Basil🧡 @LinkofSunshine
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Summit Singh Dhaliwal... @_SSDhaliwal97
846 Followers 7K Following 26🐣 ⚡️☬ FCC alumnus ‘21 (AA-T PST)📚🧑🏻🏫👨🏻💻🧑🏻💻 UCD '25 (BAPS) 🗳✏️🖋📝📥🗳️ Fresno CA 🚜🧑🌾 🌳🌲🌳 🐎🌹 📎 ✊🧦 🗽🚀🧢 🚄🚍🌈🏳️🌈🇺🇦
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Basil🧡 @LinkofSunshine
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Cadence @Lemommeringue
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(Cosmo-Chan) 殷小�... @commie_cosmo
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Gayass Gearhead @GayassGearhead
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Eathic🌺 @Real_Eathic
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JasperPolitics @JasperOf1957
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jason @ekipdose
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The Midnight Jerker @0Bloopbloop3
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Jenna @unimportantspam
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SuperNova🌟 @No_Va_LR
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theo luminati 👁️... @theoluminati
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Tori✨ @toricantstfu
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