SCRIPTMONK!!! @SCRIPTMONK

Writer & Instructor on Screencraft & Cinematic Narrative Theory. Author of "Screenwriting Down to the Atoms" & "Screenwriting & The Unified Theory of Narrative" uncelebrity.blogspot.com the scriptmonastery Joined April 2010

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5 months ago

You know what I want to see? A movie starring Nic Cage & Paul Giamatti that is nothing but them freaking out and making crazy faces at each other. There, Hollywood. An original concept people will actually want to see.

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6 months ago

Most movies end with the evil rich guy beaten and humiliated as a consequence of his own hubris. But of course, if you always pass out drunk before the end...

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6 months ago

Most movies end with the evil rich guy beaten and humiliated as a consequence of his own hubris. But of course, if you always pass out drunk before the end...

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7 months ago

Really??? 97TH Oscars?? Do we really need more Oscars at this point?

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8 months ago

#howtotrainyourdragon So Universal, you think we want to watch the exact same movie again, only now with boring human actors. You're all fired. (or you will be eventually)

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8 months ago

The WORST spec screenplays I have ever read. Plus, I explain how to play "drywall roulette." #screenwriting youtube.com/watch?v=q0M0G_…

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9 months ago

My guide on how to outline your screenplay idea before you begin writing so you end up trapped in a loop of bad drafts (and what you can learn about story structure along the way) #screenwriting youtube.com/watch?v=GRPh7s…

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9 months ago

New Years resolutions are dumb. Make January resolutions. Then February resolutions. Then March resolutions... Set manageable goals you can achieve during that period.

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9 months ago

To those who string the lights on their tree up and down instead of around in circles: Get some help. Merry Christmas.

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9 months ago

#Superman Stop, Warners Bros. Just stop. You had your shot last decade, and you blew it. It's over now. Just move on. You look like the old man at the dance club.

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9 months ago

Let's not be cynical, people. "Christmas cheer" does not come from booze. It comes from booze + Christmas music. You need the music.

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9 months ago

"Red One" is a great movie. If you hate Christmas. And movies. And having a soul.

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10 months ago

Hearing that the Canadian Postal Service has been on strike since Nov 15 sounds like the setup to a great "The Christmas that Almost Wasn't But Then Was" Canadian TV Special.

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10 months ago

The message of those Microsoft AI commercials: "Succeed at life despite being an undeserving jerk and/or feeb." Which I guess is the target audience of AI technology.

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10 months ago

Check out the video to see how you can get an exclusive autographed copy of the new SECOND Edition of "Screenwriting Down to the Atoms" youtube.com/watch?v=Il8a8K…

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10 months ago

"Screenwriting Down to the Atoms" SECOND EDITION is now finished, published, live, & available to all the world! youtu.be/Il8a8KZ8Utc

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10 months ago

The revised & expanded second edition of my book "Screenwriting Down to the Atoms" drops tomorrow. Check out my YouTube channel (@SCRIPTMONK) for the official announcement.

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10 months ago

Less that a week away from the release of my second edition of "Screenwriting Down to the Atoms." Better, stronger, longer.

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11 months ago

Forget it, Jake. It's Chinatown.

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11 months ago

Just put the final touches on the second edition of "Screenwriting Down to the Atoms." It should be available for purchase by the end of November!

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12 months ago

Hey, wannabe screenwriters. Don't Dunning your Kruger or you'll go from an adorable newbie to an intolerable NOOB. #screenwriting youtu.be/z-Her1_840w