EAT STEAK 2: BUTTER RETARD BOOGALOO @STEAKandLEGGS69
stoney steak-loving retard. dirty-ass white trash asshole. Rural antifa. Married. The Dollar General 🎖️🎖️🎖️lipless weirdo Murdertown, Kansas Joined August 2022-
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The only rap beef I care about
Got a call from the post office at 5:30 this morning, but they're all alive and eating and drinking. The little polish is so damn cute
Why pay you $20 to shit in your yard when I can shit on your porch for free?
Why pay you $20 to shit in your yard when I can shit on your porch for free?
@LarkinWilder She ain't wealthy, unless schizophrenia is worth a lot more than i realized.
I have cramps. Feel sorry for me. Send steak and ice cream.
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Round 122
Waiting for all the streamers to use this opportunity to do live reads for emergency food buckets
Waiting for all the streamers to use this opportunity to do live reads for emergency food buckets
IT WAS COLD!
I'm still losing followers. I must be doing something right
This isn't true at all I say whatever I want and my ideas are awesome
This isn't true at all I say whatever I want and my ideas are awesome https://t.co/1SeOnvLrBc
Ever got a grain of sand in your teeth? Now imagine that x1000
Ever got a grain of sand in your teeth? Now imagine that x1000
Episode 1337: Get In We Are Pooping Our Pants x.com/i/broadcasts/1…
Statistically, one of these guys beats his wife
FMU Armed Ape Takeove.. @FMUniverse84
16K Followers 2K Following Brokering joy in your hearts and minds. Keep👏Clapping👏Bitch👏 GOVERNMENT IS THE BAD GUY Listen to my pOdCasT https://t.co/GWDkKpSJp7 $forestmommyQ Moe Dee @NotABBWLover
12K Followers 9K Following Syke I lied, I DEFINITELY LOVE BBWS. Onwards and upwards. Truck Driver. Hotep. Just enjoy Wrestling. Huscular AF.🏴☠️Kentucky.. @BonafideKRS
21K Followers 2K Following Patron Saint of Beans & Cornbread. Proud political orphan. An enigma wrapped in a waffle. “Cantankerous Prime” #AnarchoJugRetards #PorchLife #ChiliAnarchistdefinitely not advice @stillnotadvice
18K Followers 1K Following ✨ Top Senior Chief Legal Counsel - Shadow Cabal News ✨ goddamn twitter kingpin ✨ certifiable problem ✨ The Collapse™ ✨ Bourbon and Bullshit ✨ Nestmaxxing ✨Ahafia Communism Kill.. @Ahafia2
12K Followers 3K Following ✝️ Grateful 1st Generation 🇺🇸 My Family were victims of Communists & Nazis. Raised NOT to be a victim. Nutrition/Immune Systems #BullionandBoobsIsley @IsleyResistance
22K Followers 1K Following Liberty enthusiast. Psychonaut. Rogue enterpriser. #Oneness #freemarkets #nature |Harm none and do as ye willAnita🖤🖤🖤🖤 @AnnPres2
5K Followers 2K Following I'm funny af let's be frens you know me as HoeSherpa-Booty Fairy of Twitter I need an emotional support CreamPie… I laugh at everyone you’re not special💋IntellectualDorkWeb @Intel_Dork
9K Followers 2K Following Political alien, freedom lover, free speech absolutist, occasionally clever. Lover of movies, comics, music, video games, board games, etc.3DrakaiNa 👻 (G.A.N.. @3DrakaiNa
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15K Followers 3K Following Here you will find government dissidence, 1st & 2nd amendment absolutist, culture, current events, my life experience, motherhood...& a disarming personalityCapa Калáшник.. @CapaKalashxoxo
10K Followers 2K Following Probably somewhere trying to destroy the government.🌺🏴𝓛𝓲𝔃 @FawnFatale1
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8K Followers 3K Following “When they own the information they can bend it all they want.” -JM🦚 {Most pictures or memes I post are not mine}TrippyLiberty @TrippyLiberty
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530 Followers 3K Following Identifies as Rastafari. Pronouns are I & I. Those who blindly block "Pronoun People" are missing out on some potential comedy gold (intentional or otherwise).Banished steampunk wi.. @thebamfbeeij
443 Followers 593 Following BS MS Computer Science | Huge Research Computer Thingy | Machine Learning | Anarchist | Blender user | ปิดทองหลังพระRich Thorp Jr. @RichThorpJr1
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58 Followers 155 FollowingMorgan Rhinegelt @rhinegelt
978 Followers 724 Following Yinzer, Mayor of New Pittsburgh "Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read." - Groucho Marxill lumen atty @scott_kuecher
6K Followers 6K Following Veteran, Patriot, Asshole….not necessarily in that order just here for moral support 🙄 only DM me with boobsFeral Philosopher @FeralPhilo
474 Followers 771 Following Astrological sign: INTJ-T Not a D, R, or anything. Time wounds all heels. Pronouns: She/Her, I can have an opinionFinal Guy @CampBloodCLLR
155 Followers 151 Following Fisherman, dad bod denying lover of horror. Working to make sure I'm the final guyᛅᛋᛁᚱ|Æsir �.. @G00DYNREADY_2G0
52 Followers 120 Following Wendigo Æsir|Reincarnated Heathan Deviant|HANGOVERGANG|Worlds biggest South Park Fan| I keep it triple X Deviants know what I mean😈Throck Johnson @ShlimPickens4
84 Followers 178 Following I'm that nigga from Simon & Simon. Bea Arthur stan account. Retard. #SmokePitCrewLuci ☆ @Luciferrin7
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145 Followers 50 Following I am Luke. I am part potato, part sloth, part pibble/boxer mix. I love cheese and blankies. I want to be everybody’s friend.TheRealDanSnot @DJSnot2
211 Followers 329 Following Working class radio hustler/part time home impovershmentBrian North @BrianNorth1971
1K Followers 3K Following Homesteaders raising cattle, goats & chickens. Exploring herbal medicine. Authored 2 books on herbal medicine. Resilience Self-Sufficiency. FAFO #AMCONDrewski 🇺🇸 @RoosterIllusi0n
2K Followers 3K Following Constitutional Conservative | America First 🇺🇸 | ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ | The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing. - Edmund BurkeHalf A Pond @Half_A_Pond
1K Followers 1K Following Products from a Kentucky Homeschool Family. Quail, Hot Sauce, Chickens, Beard Care, Gardens, Herbal Goods. Kentucky Rebel Scum Hot Sauce ⬇️7.92 Mauser says gfy @GFY8MM
128 Followers 584 Following In charge of GFY industries' Surplus weapons department. I may be a Mauser.lucy pierson @is_not_unicorn
572 Followers 203 FollowingDonald Durham @DonaldDDurham
573 Followers 726 Following The least interesting person on Twitter. Happy nobody. All comments are my own.High-tech Redneck @HTRwins
71 Followers 135 Following Unapologetically American. M81 Woodland and Mossy Oak Bottomland appreciator. 6 mm Gay Tiger and 8.6 Crosby enjoyer.Mike Tyson @IronMikeSwims
552 Followers 2K Following Marathon swimmer, orienteer, retired Air Force, father, brother, uncle, beer snob, language geek & @SonySunshine1's husband. Read her book: https://t.co/7HvGXRoRjgTrippymed @Trippy_med
1K Followers 6K Following This profile is a Spiritual platform whose determination is to Awaken Spiritual beings to the Light Socialist Hippie 🌈Buddhist Pagan International travel junky💛Texas SmokeShow�.. @tink7723
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182 Followers 863 Following 2011 Donald Trump on copious dosages of TRTTΞNΞBRINI @tenebrini
2K Followers 1K Following Artist | Creative Director | Printmaker // Founder @DeathWishNFT 💀🖤⚡️@facciabellaByBulletBombandDagger.. @DaggerAndBullet
8K Followers 2K Following We were born in your world, but you'll die in ours. Harm Production Model advocateCalamity @Boiled_Angel_
159 Followers 603 Following Peaceful, not harmless. First generation homesteading. No gods, No masters.Sheriff Skypup @TheSkypup
3K Followers 4K Following Pronouns: Trans-parent, Ammosexual, Proud veteran, patriot, conservative, husband and father. I voted for Trump twice. I hate commies. MAGABrendanHorn77🇺🇸 @BrendanHorn77
459 Followers 2K Following Truth Seeking Patriot Ex Chef/Owner of Horns Tavern Culinary Institute of America 04' Homeschool Dad of 3Human #5,331,892,716 @yetanotherhum
110 Followers 419 Following i like women, and i like sports, sometimes in that order.JUS_THE_TIP @The_Tip_is_Here
1K Followers 2K Following Alternate for @JUSTTHETIPAGAIN No participation trophies awarded. USAF, 100%DAV.LeaveMeAlone @cssumme
372 Followers 2K FollowingAllan @AKH860
1K Followers 3K Following Unvaccinated Conspiracy Theorist…Trump 24 🇺🇸, NO COVID Amnesty!chickendaddy @chickendaddy696
351 Followers 772 Following Catholic Extremist • Pope Francis Respecter • wannabe homesteader • Daddy to 9 bitchy hens • noticing enthusiast • holocaust survivor • amateur retardManaaaaaa @ManaOnline_
924 Followers 1K Following Based etching merchant. Personal acct, likes/retweets/whatever do not indicate approval of anything. Views are my own, no one else's. Store - @ManaOnlineWorksLogical_Non-Sequitur @AnEphemeralFool
178 Followers 950 Following I'm a lot like you, just different. We'll agree on a lot and often disagree. I sometimes say brilliant things but am usually a dumbass.FMU Armed Ape Takeove.. @FMUniverse84
16K Followers 2K Following Brokering joy in your hearts and minds. Keep👏Clapping👏Bitch👏 GOVERNMENT IS THE BAD GUY Listen to my pOdCasT https://t.co/GWDkKpSJp7 $forestmommyQ Moe Dee @NotABBWLover
12K Followers 9K Following Syke I lied, I DEFINITELY LOVE BBWS. Onwards and upwards. Truck Driver. Hotep. Just enjoy Wrestling. Huscular AF.🏴☠️Kentucky.. @BonafideKRS
21K Followers 2K Following Patron Saint of Beans & Cornbread. Proud political orphan. An enigma wrapped in a waffle. “Cantankerous Prime” #AnarchoJugRetards #PorchLife #ChiliAnarchistdefinitely not advice @stillnotadvice
18K Followers 1K Following ✨ Top Senior Chief Legal Counsel - Shadow Cabal News ✨ goddamn twitter kingpin ✨ certifiable problem ✨ The Collapse™ ✨ Bourbon and Bullshit ✨ Nestmaxxing ✨Ahafia Communism Kill.. @Ahafia2
12K Followers 3K Following ✝️ Grateful 1st Generation 🇺🇸 My Family were victims of Communists & Nazis. Raised NOT to be a victim. Nutrition/Immune Systems #BullionandBoobsIsley @IsleyResistance
22K Followers 1K Following Liberty enthusiast. Psychonaut. Rogue enterpriser. #Oneness #freemarkets #nature |Harm none and do as ye willAnita🖤🖤🖤🖤 @AnnPres2
5K Followers 2K Following I'm funny af let's be frens you know me as HoeSherpa-Booty Fairy of Twitter I need an emotional support CreamPie… I laugh at everyone you’re not special💋IntellectualDorkWeb @Intel_Dork
9K Followers 2K Following Political alien, freedom lover, free speech absolutist, occasionally clever. Lover of movies, comics, music, video games, board games, etc.3DrakaiNa 👻 (G.A.N.. @3DrakaiNa
10K Followers 5K Following Literal Shitposting Champion ready to post shit on all your timelines just for the lulz 🏴 FL engineer 3d printing Pick-me 3DPG Eng/SME/Swe 🌛❤️🌜Literally Heather @Shouse34
15K Followers 3K Following Here you will find government dissidence, 1st & 2nd amendment absolutist, culture, current events, my life experience, motherhood...& a disarming personalityCapa Калáшник.. @CapaKalashxoxo
10K Followers 2K Following Probably somewhere trying to destroy the government.🌺🏴𝓛𝓲𝔃 @FawnFatale1
8K Followers 674 Following Liberty & Freedom. Mountain Mama 🏔 Model/Designer. Master of Science 🎓 Fiat Disrespector. #crypto is the way. $FIO handle: fawnfabrications@edge 🦌⚡️Miss Lauren Liberty @lauren_liberty_
7K Followers 1K Following Political Pinup • Wife • Mommy • Paralegal • Activist @Women4GunRights @AzCDLtweetsSamurai Apocalypse @HeatherIsUnsane
8K Followers 3K Following “When they own the information they can bend it all they want.” -JM🦚 {Most pictures or memes I post are not mine}TrippyLiberty @TrippyLiberty
7K Followers 971 Following You Can Live With Disparities, or You Can Live In Totalitarianism | Anti-Wokeness | DEGENERATE Memes | PowerliftingZoë @Liberty_Vixen
7K Followers 1K Following 🦊🍄🦊; Neurodivergent; Anarchy; Agorism; Stoicism; Psychonaut; Seeker; Motorcycles; ER nurse; Integrity is everything; wifey to @Sto1cNate; mama 👼🏻👼🏻👶🏼Banished steampunk wi.. @thebamfbeeij
443 Followers 593 Following BS MS Computer Science | Huge Research Computer Thingy | Machine Learning | Anarchist | Blender user | ปิดทองหลังพระCozy @cosyposter
8K Followers 8K Following Poster of cozy content. - Not all posts are cozy - Never read DMsThrock Johnson @ShlimPickens4
84 Followers 178 Following I'm that nigga from Simon & Simon. Bea Arthur stan account. Retard. #SmokePitCrewFinal Guy @CampBloodCLLR
155 Followers 151 Following Fisherman, dad bod denying lover of horror. Working to make sure I'm the final guySpartacus @DaOthrJR
1K Followers 1K Following Living life, causin trouble, laughing my ass off at some people you should know who you are just some guy with a Therapy Elephant & a sweet ass 50w Fiber LaserGrandma Field @FieldExplores
45K Followers 88 Following I'm just your average video game enthusiast who draws lots of silly things.TheRealDanSnot @DJSnot2
211 Followers 329 Following Working class radio hustler/part time home impovershmentCulture Critic @Culture_Crit
1.3M Followers 999 Following Tradition is not the worship of ashes, but the preservation of fire.greg @greg16676935420
805K Followers 525 Following im greg I like football and stocks and my birthday im from kentuckey. I'm a investor. I like to golf at the golf course @gregmultiverse • subscribe for $1 ⤴️Half A Pond @Half_A_Pond
1K Followers 1K Following Products from a Kentucky Homeschool Family. Quail, Hot Sauce, Chickens, Beard Care, Gardens, Herbal Goods. Kentucky Rebel Scum Hot Sauce ⬇️Luke The Pibble @LukePotatoPants
145 Followers 50 Following I am Luke. I am part potato, part sloth, part pibble/boxer mix. I love cheese and blankies. I want to be everybody’s friend.Something Something D.. @the_ssdc
124 Followers 21 Following 🌄The result of a depressive episode, and a love of Appalachia🦨 ✊The People's Collaborator 📜Brand MisSioN STatEmeNt: Make Cool Shit For Good People.Rep. Jake LaTurner @RepLaTurner
8K Followers 105 Following U.S. Congressman for Kansas's 2nd District. Proudly serving on @HouseAppropsGOP and @GOPOversight. Sixth Generation Kansan.lucy pierson @is_not_unicorn
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71 Followers 135 Following Unapologetically American. M81 Woodland and Mossy Oak Bottomland appreciator. 6 mm Gay Tiger and 8.6 Crosby enjoyer.Claire PhDD @ClaireFosterPHD
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125 Followers 246 FollowingJohn Stossel @JohnStossel
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47K Followers 2K Following Chair Dept of History, Crim Justice & Pol Science, Faculty Athletic Rep @campbelledu, Maritime Historian, Mariner, Firefighter & What's Going On With Shipping?Not Bob Johnson @NotBob_Johnson
427 Followers 318 Following I am not Bob Johnson. Definitely not @realBob_Johnson𝐂𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐬 .. @CaeruleusCanis
2K Followers 2K Following Catholic. Physician. Conservative. Came for the medicine, stayed for the religion and politics. Fides et ratio. Sic semper tyrannis. 🚫🦶🐍Chesty @ChestyPullerGst
18K Followers 956 Following Tenured Professor of Applied Violence, @PETA-certified Human Supremacist, CinC Expeditionary Force Against the Barbarians, Retired Crayon ConnoisseurBig B (humorous take,.. @BigOlBoyB
306 Followers 840 Following Thus Always To Tyrants. Sic Semper Tyrannis. This profile is only active to spread disinformation. We do not follow NewSpeak. ¡Chupa!21st Century Digital .. @0nlyvans
944 Followers 688 Following Funny, in the murderous way. Not as cool as I act on here. Expert troubleshooter. Sic Transit Gloria.Sav. @Go0nQueen
1K Followers 936 Following what you allow is what will continue. respawn queen. lady goon. ammosexual. death before disarmament. 🏴☠️ 03.02.23♥️Russ_Noneya @RussNoneya
237 Followers 709 Following Statism is a mental disorder. Omnivorous human supremacist. Team chili no beans. Team egg nog.Geoff Gagliardi @geoffge11
642 Followers 486 Following Ron Perlman shits out of his mouth hole. @manhattanmaker who is my least favorite Uncle drives a Volkswagen. Pronouns - Your Sister/Tastes FunnyTrygg @tryggsaysfahq
104 Followers 393 Following Back up for trygg_nunya... as usual your favorite politician is a tyrant and a war criminal and can kiss my ass. 🖕fuck your roads🖕Flork @FlorkOfCows
246K Followers 1K Following 18+only, please. Licensing Available/Business: [email protected] CEO: @socksagency Yes I make the sock characters no non business contact pfp: @GrisleyComicBeks @ReturnOfTheBeks
524 Followers 222 FollowingBloop 🇮🇪 🏴 @TheIrishViolin
354 Followers 447 Following Suave Lee Stan account Sun disrespecterrrrr rereeeee I like the real housewives 🏴 🏴Defensive Gun Use Tra.. @DailyDGU
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47 Followers 323 Following On a plane somewhere, ready to save you. Furries, and globalists aren't people, and they might be worse than communists.Reed Timmer, PhD @ReedTimmerUSA
737K Followers 25K Following Extreme meteorologist, inventor and storm chaser intercepting the most powerful storms on the planet. I'm driven to push the science and its education forward.Beavis @WoBZombi3Kendal
1K Followers 4K Following anything Hard Rock, Metal, Horror related-Eddie Trunk Disciple, JoeBobBriggs & Darcy devotee, Svengoolie fan, Shark Awareness guy-see you @Shark_Con! #mutantfamSwift @swiftonx
167 Followers 340 Following AKA The OG Payne. From Philly. Constitutionalist. Senior DeMolay. Freemason.Peter Pilot🚁 @guardpilot
828 Followers 1K Following Tweetin’ Drinkin’ and Flyin’, not necessarily at the same time.@STEAKandLEGGS69 Why shit on her porch when you can just avoid her
@JustinWhang @STEAKandLEGGS69 stop vaccinating your kids those prenatal shots are making them Fed up
i used to have jax teller hair… and meta hair… i miss my beautiful mane.
@STEAKandLEGGS69 She has batshit crazy written all over her.
So are we going to talk about how the hot one eyed pregnant blonde in the Fallout Vault looks like a less hot version of @ForestMommy, or nah?
Why is Selena Gomez dating someone who has a different aspect ratio than her? This is like a Final Fantasy character dating somebody from Animal Crossing. And even though she's a millionaire, she still shops at Ross, because money doesn't make you less Mexican.
Ahh thanks Ticketmaster but the only event I can afford to attend is my own funeral
We have had bells on our backdoor for almost 2 decades. We only had to teach one of our dogs to use them as they have learned from each other ever since. Grover is very good at letting me know when he needs to go outside and he got cookies. When we came back in.
Totally original design! @hippojuicefilm
If possible, can anyone near the Jews vs cops vs college hippy protests go there with a big ass speaker and start blasting SKA over the violent parts? Idk why, but that would scratch an itch I so badly need scratched. If 100% not possible and all options exhausted, can someone…
Fancy Pants Architect Lady: What are you staring at? Me: There's a red-tailed hawk in that tree. I'm trying to be the Beastmaster and will it to snatch up that squirrel. FPAL: Why do I even talk to you? Me: Because I control the denizens of the forest. FPAL: *facepalm*
@STEAKandLEGGS69 In Arizona, I'm sure that smells ripe after a few 120˚ days
I am wearing cargo shorts for the first time....probably in a decade. If this takes I'm gonna go the whole way and just grow a mullet
I'm glad apartments.com has to send me a verification code every time, i wouldnt want a stranger logging in and paying my rent for me