Great Plains Drifter @plainsdriftin
ay yo yo the wu is back Joined March 2024-
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What the fuck does smoke some burpees even mean
What the fuck does smoke some burpees even mean
the boys: just go up and talk to her man, whats the worst that could happen? the worst that could happen:
Equatorial indolent How is this not a slur? It’s definitely my new favorite insult.
Equatorial indolent How is this not a slur? It’s definitely my new favorite insult.
I love that this little peckerwood piece of shit is getting absolutely torched in the comments. God bless America.
I love that this little peckerwood piece of shit is getting absolutely torched in the comments. God bless America.
@POTUS >raise women sports pay to that of men >replace women in sports with men masquerading as women >women are free from activities and can become tax chattle birthing factories >itsallpartoftheplan.wav >handmaids tale or whatever stupid shit leftos were railing about 2 years ago
Me guarding the bag of dog food when it’s not supper time
Me guarding the bag of dog food when it’s not supper time
Jennifer, I’m glad you’re trying, but this is a stupid comment. Of course they should quit running against boys, consequences be damned. It means nothing to be the fasted girl anymore, cause a boy with a mental illness will come take it from you. Invalidate them through refusal.
Jennifer, I’m glad you’re trying, but this is a stupid comment. Of course they should quit running against boys, consequences be damned. It means nothing to be the fasted girl anymore, cause a boy with a mental illness will come take it from you. Invalidate them through refusal.
I hope yall have an awful time honestly
Watching episode 1 of Tulsa King. This show is bullshit, there’s not a bachelorette party’s worth of skinny bitches in any part of Oklahoma. Let alone moderately attractive ones. There’d be at least 30% fat hosses statistically.
Just a reminder. Not one American life for Israel.
2/3 aint it we gotta go 3/3
Gonna get this printed on a mug as a double ironic super in-joke
Gonna get this printed on a mug as a double ironic super in-joke
Im traveling with a pack of ruffians that are defying ruffian stereotypes by having magnificent dental structure, this is one way we are subverting the ruffian/rogue/knave trope
Wanna know who still reads print magazines these days? Seniors in sleepy overcast beach town branch libraries, like the one i’m in right now. local oldhead (USAF hat, faded green polo jacket) just churned through Popular Mechanics, Variety, and Scientific American in one sitting
I think you can legally execute squatters where I’m from
I think you can legally execute squatters where I’m from
Wow what a pussy
Shawty lost some weight and started doing her nails and it led to a bigger diamond. Some of you ladies could stand to learn from this.
Shawty lost some weight and started doing her nails and it led to a bigger diamond. Some of you ladies could stand to learn from this.
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@nypost what kind of retard doesnt keep their guns loaded?
@juicysharts @ShlimPickens4 He did. Meet Gertrude "Iron Pants" Johnson. She made 5lb biscuits, gravy so greasy you could pour it in a Model A and never need an oil change, and had a stank tank that chucked out 17 babies so ugly the dog wouldn't bite them.
@Shrodingers_Rat @juicysharts She played defensive tackle for the @ChicagoBears for 3 years in the 20’s
@ShlimPickens4 @Shrodingers_Rat @ChicagoBears Wasn't she let go because the offense coordinator found her pleasuring herself with a ball?
@juicysharts @Shrodingers_Rat @ChicagoBears That was the halftime show. They cancelled her contract after she was caught doing the Tijuana donkey show in the off season
Slim, I'm a member of MENSA(Main Event Niggas with Semi-Automatics) so I'm pretty sure I know more than you
@TheCensoredRock Hey Rock, you are an ignorant ass! Do a little research before you post something. That is not a .50 caliber, also learn how to spell.
@ShlimPickens4 granddad had a personals ad many moons ago. I wonder if he got lucky.
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@plainsdriftin @ShlimPickens4 I still can't hear out of my left eye, and I get a craving for @Hersheys about 2am.
@ZEsiason got all pissy about my @KelloggsUS Raisin Bran this morning. Bitching and griping about "freshness". It's as fresh as I could make it. WHINER. #SmokePitCrew @plainsdriftin @juicysharts @ZEsiason @ComancheCarl1 @Zeej_nuttz @KevinFi88510998 @ShlimPickens4
@plainsdriftin @Shrodingers_Rat Is that what that was?
Going around the Gaza protests aggressively asking the ugliest people "Who do you know here?" (I ended up asking everyone)
@plainsdriftin @Shrodingers_Rat Satan’s Anus tried for that award
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