Sam Oslyn @SamOslyn
Equal parts bleach and 20 volume. I also read books Brooklyn, NY Joined October 2014-
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Who needs porn anymore? when I need visual stimulation I just skip through people’s insta stories, the targeted ads have gotten so horny
What if instead of the United States we had a pizza party????
Just made my bf apologize for being mean to me in my dream last night
I was today years old when I learned that Ross Matthews isn’t Cher’s trans son.
Cutting my heat tech into a crop top because a *** never gets cold
Day 533. I fear I shall never recover from Renaissance. Its sound has colored the blood that runs through my veins. Like the antidote to a snake bite, the end of my suffering can only be derived of the very venom that plagues me, aka Beyoncé please drop act mothafuckin 2
One good thing about the way life seems to accelerate the older you get, with meaningless days melting into cursory weeks melting into wasted years, is that it feels like your hair grows faster than it did when you were younger!
I like to play my switch in public to let people know that I’m not just hot, I’m also uncool
My bestie’s future husband just sent me his vows for approval (smart) and my only note was “if you’re going to include a bible verse, then you also have to include a frank ocean verse”
Just got ice cream with my friends in San Diego and they opted to get it to-go, drive home, and THEN eat it. California is such a deeply fucked up place
International opera sensation Christine Daaé has parted ways with her manager The Phantom (aka Opera Ghost), Billboard reports
summer can’t be over yet. i’m not done looking at men’s beautiful thighs
how it feels to like mint chocolate chip ice cream
Taking NyQuil always makes me feel like Lily Bart @edithsays1862
aliens real, troye a top, climate changing
are you a toppenheimer or a barbottom
Is it just me or is everyone in the Rush video too fat?
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ryan @thisismeryan13
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a Tall Fuck @JackChiAlt
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Charlie Daniels (50% .. @danielscharlie0
20K Followers 4K Following 27|PNW🌲🌳| 😈 Bi guy| 5’8, 8” 🍆| CashApp:$CharlieDaniels0| Solo content creator| NO MEET UPS| 18+ ONLY. Minors will be blocked|
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589 Followers 2K Following "It's actually more of a comment than a question" (he/him)
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ryan @thisismeryan13
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Nater @nxthxnco
4K Followers 787 Following if you can’t wait a̶n̶ ̶h̶o̶u̶r̶ 4̵ ̵m̵o̵n̵t̵h̵s̵ until 2021 for brunch, then you don’t deserve brunch. Solid organ transplant nurse
Yoncé Vocals @YonceVocals
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Mad Men Quotes @MadMenQts
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charlie @chunkbardey
101K Followers 910 Following here for a good time and a long time. ultimately a comedian. is this helping??? i have a podcast called @ExplorationLiveMy apartment is coming together real nice ✨
I just had to email someone named Alexssa. No, I’m not “okay”
oh buckingham palace is her saltburn
Kate Middleton missing Queen Elizabeth dead King Charles has cancer Princess Diana dead Prince William bald Prince Harry poor Queen Camilla won
Youth is wasted on the young 💘 Corben by me 💕💕🤤
insta removed this from my close friends ?!
Saw some snow this morning ❄️ quick NYC trip 😘
Fat
At the superbowl party and my spinach artichoke dip is vastly outperforming the competing lesbian spinach artichoke dip
rev pouch shares pic of new shirt he just got
almost like it was the album of the year or something
‘SOS’ by SZA has now spent 1 year in the top 10 on the Billboard 200 (52 weeks).
Me waiting for my boyfriend to kiss me after just kissing me
@SamOslyn DREAM SCENARIO (2023, dir. Kristoffer Borgli)
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