Sam Burns @SamRandomNumber

Playwright (Not the Worst Place, Paines Plough/Theatr Clwyd/Sherman Cymru 2014, Floor 13, Radio 4 afternoon drama, 2017). UK Joined April 2008

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Sam Burns @SamRandomNumber

10 months ago

While I'm still reading here, I'm struggling to post here late, for Reasons. For anyone who doesn't know, I am burgeoningly active at the other place. Same name.

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Sam Burns @SamRandomNumber

11 months ago

The surgeon isn't convinced I have carpal tunnel syndrome and my steroid injections didn't happen and my two recuperative weeks off turned into a morning off and back to work tomorrow yay sobs.

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Sam Burns @SamRandomNumber

11 months ago

I can't stop playing this. youtube.com/shorts/FUbmSyy…

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Sam Burns @SamRandomNumber

11 months ago

Anything's preferable to a woman, I guess.

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Sam Burns @SamRandomNumber

11 months ago

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Sam Burns @SamRandomNumber

11 months ago

USA? Never heard of it.

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Sam Burns @SamRandomNumber

11 months ago

I post on FB for laugh reactions but I keep getting 'care'.

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Sam Burns @SamRandomNumber

11 months ago

I love the sea bunny so much I might explode.

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Sam Burns @SamRandomNumber

11 months ago

Firefly squid remind me of the black velour tops with glittery thread running through them that were ubiquitous in Peacocks in the early 2000s.

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Sam Burns @SamRandomNumber

11 months ago

Watching mudskippers haul themselves out of the water and into the trees gives a very primordial feeling.

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Sam Burns @SamRandomNumber

11 months ago

Attenborough backgrounding my early Sunday evening as he has since I was an infant.

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Sam Burns @SamRandomNumber

11 months ago

The Budget says I'm getting a rise though, that's fun.

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Sam Burns @SamRandomNumber

11 months ago

Okay, I was wrong, I have 12 days leave accrued but somehow I was happier thinking I had none because it's unlikely I'll have the opportunity to take them.