Sam Mackenzie @SamWallace88

I love God. I love my wife. The rest is history. Also, if vacation was a job, I would start today. Near Chicago Joined July 2010

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Sam Mackenzie @SamWallace88

4 years ago

“Anakin, you have been voted off the island. The council has spoken” #jedisurvivor

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Sam Mackenzie @SamWallace88

5 years ago

@johnkrasinski Let’s hope the only downsizing that happens to you is that someone downsizes your age.

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Sam Mackenzie @SamWallace88

7 years ago

@thepodhotel I tried using the code in your website and it didn’t work. I called the hotel and they said it is not a valid code. Has it expired? I was really looking forward to using it!

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Sam Mackenzie @SamWallace88

7 years ago

Hey @jimmyfallon , how do I get some standby tickets? I’m gonna be in NYC next week!

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Sam Mackenzie @SamWallace88

9 years ago

That what you get when you’re the #2 police officer in the city ;) #LivePDNation

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Sam Mackenzie @SamWallace88

9 years ago

@bjamesmusic at City Winery. Always a good show!

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Sam Mackenzie @SamWallace88

9 years ago

Dad jokes from the 17th century: Dad at dance :“How long have you been here?” Other Dad at dance : “ I just got here a couple of minuets ago...” #dadjokes

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Sam Mackenzie @SamWallace88

9 years ago

I had no idea @JLdaily was in a band. youtu.be/KmactMIhrRM

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Sam Mackenzie @SamWallace88

9 years ago

Mark Hammill is breathing so loud, he’s starting to sound like his father. #Vader #Oscars

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Sam Mackenzie @SamWallace88

9 years ago

When you find out the Olympics are on 2 days before the opening ceremonies

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Sam Mackenzie @SamWallace88

9 years ago

Thank you #billmurray for #GroundhogDay. I may not have otherwise heard that Sonny and Cher song.

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Sam Mackenzie @SamWallace88

9 years ago

I’m so excited. I heard they’re going to play football at the Justin Timberlake concert this Sunday!

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Sam Mackenzie @SamWallace88

9 years ago

I wish I could get remote start for my bed. Or at least have a way to heat it up for when I’m ready to get in it. #sharktankidea #winter

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Sam Mackenzie @SamWallace88

9 years ago

Me as a door salesman: “Don’t knock it until you’ve tried it”. #doorjokes

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Sam Mackenzie @SamWallace88

9 years ago

@tacobell is giving out free samples of their new French Fries from 11-2pm today which is a lot better than their usual , indigestion.

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Aptris has BIG News! We are now a @ServiceNow GOLD partner. Aptris commits to a 100% Service Excellence Guarantee and this promotion to Gold is proof that it is paying off! Read More: bit.ly/aptrisgold

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Sam Mackenzie @SamWallace88

9 years ago

60 degrees on #December1st ! #Alabama

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Sam Mackenzie @SamWallace88

9 years ago

Slowest fast food ever. #NationalFastFoodDay

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Sam Mackenzie @SamWallace88

9 years ago

#FootballRaps you better see yourself in the end zone, the touchdown, you run down, you’re so close . You better let it go, you only get one block, do not miss your chance to throw. This opportunity comes every so often.