SampleHappiness @SampleHappiness
I have chosen to be happy because it is good for my health. - Voltaire Virginia, USA Joined June 2011-
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@SouthwestAir I have sent DMs, emails, voicemails as you requested of those affected by the disasters of the last few days. I hope you will respond to customers as many of our holidays were ruined. I was separated from my elderly parents and young child for the holiday.
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What are we all supposed to do with all of these coloring books we colored at the beginning of the pandemic?
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My therapist started our session yesterday by saying "it's party time" and ended it by crying with me, so I think I'm really making some headway on ruining her life.
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