Samwich Toaster @SamwichT

Biscuits. Joined October 2020

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Samwich Toaster @SamwichT

4 years ago

@Sciencenature14 Pfft... not even a planet bruh 😎

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Samwich Toaster @SamwichT

4 years ago

@elonmusk Yes.

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Gilbert Gottfried @RealGilbert

5 years ago

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5 years ago

@BadMedicalTakes More like PENIS gland. Pornpornpornpornsoulpornpornporn.

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Seeing the interview in its entirety is sickening, but at the same time the bullying & patronising nature of it is getting plenty of coverage for what is the most crucial time for our future existence on this planet. Only one person came out of this well & that’s Miranda Whelehan

Greenpeace UK @GreenpeaceUK

5 years ago

Fantastic responses to some pretty shocking "interviewing" 👏 #DontLookUp #RichardMadeley @GaryLineker #JustStopOil

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Samwich Toaster @SamwichT

5 years ago

@RobertDowneyJr I GOT MY 5 LIKES

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Samwich Toaster @SamwichT

5 years ago

@RobertDowneyJr Me: thinks up witty tweet and can't believe how much fun I am. 5 likes. RDJ: Ketchup. 30k. Life: you're shit bro.

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Samwich Toaster @SamwichT

5 years ago

@WKRPinCanada @RexChapman We shall forever quietly roll our eyes when people say "I hate flying" my friend 👊

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Samwich Toaster @SamwichT

5 years ago

@WKRPinCanada @RexChapman @VancityReynolds I had the same when I wanted to be a pilot!!!! Stupid eyes. I feel you brother 👊

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Samwich Toaster @SamwichT

5 years ago

@RexChapman I dont have a job. I'm just trying to survive the dragon hordes that have all but decimated the human race. I need Matthew McConaughey. We're starving.