White Santa @SantaIsWhite
I'm as White as I am Real. If you don't believe me, just ask @FoxNews's @MegynKelly Joined December 2013-
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Fat Tuesday. More like Every Tuesday around here. Mrs. Claus is enormous. #ihatemylife
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@BET is playing "This Christmas" in February! Wish I had time to watch, but gota run to the farmers market before yoga! Namaste.
Does ANY demographic say the GOP is in touch with them? @cnnbrk: 64% of women 50+ say GOP is out of touch with women cnn.it/1fQ2UzF”
SO glad they didn't list my name this year. @Publici: Forgotten Koch donor doc reveals close ties within network, bit.ly/1cap4rN”
Thats also my biggest wish. "@KatraHigher:My biggest wish is to make love to the man behind the @MensHumor twitter. I bet it is so good sex”
@TovarRasputin I'll give it a try! Thanks for the tip! #lifehack
@TovarRasputin No idea. But if you find that little punk I have a bone to pick with him. I'm not at all sexually attracted to Mrs. Claus.
Sorry North America. But I'm enjoying the #PolarVortex. (And, Sorry Elves, but I'm NOT putting my pants back on until its -12.)
@MotherJones @realDonaldTrump Even *I* believe in Global Warming.
I paid $100 for this open bar NYE ticket, and I can't even get to the bar. Fuckin elves are EVERYWHERE!
My shirt is covered in sequins. I look like a geriatric Times Square New Years Eve Ball.
Tonight! $100 bucks. Open bar. Super Exclusive North Pole Party. I hope literally anyone shows up. #SoLonelyUpHere
In 2014 I resolve to stop shooting the elves out of cannons when I'm blacked out. #resolutions
December 26th. I'm still relevant, right guys?
Just had a panic attack. Thought my farmers market was out of organic kale. Turns out it was just behind the rutabagas. But omg you guys!
@julieisalone I was getting a coffee colonic
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