Adrian Davidson @DavidsonSatire
Comedy Writer, Humor Copywriter, Speechwriter, Former Stand-Up Comedian adriangavindavidson.com New York City Joined February 2009-
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Just read an article where frozen excrement dropped from a plane and crashed through the roof of a woman’s house in Canada. She didn’t see that shit coming.
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“Pursue your dreams… for as long as it takes for you to fail, then give up and become an accountant.” - Every young person’s parents in 2026
FDA considering “Fentanap,” Fentanyl-Infused Sleeping Gummies For Kids With ADHD
If you watch a politician super closely on television, you can see their soul leaving their body.
@ogafroman for President, you heard it here first.
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Have you ever reached into a popcorn bowl at a bar at the same time as another man, touched hands, then thought, how come my dad never told me he loved me? Yeah, me neither.
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Breaking news: I've been tapped to be the presidential envoy for "WTF is going on with this country?"
When Your Boss Takes Credit For Your Work youtu.be/ibpZnmZ87bs?si… via @YouTube
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I miss NYC. ❤️
People fuckin can’t handle it when you match their energy LMAO
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