The Reverened Professor Jorts Malorts, Esq. @Saul_Says
Lawyer. Nerd. Renaissance Man. Man of Letters. Freemason. Autodidact. Bibliophile. Huber Heights, OH Joined October 2011-
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We’re getting dangerously close to another Kent State situation. Please be safe.
“Let them pray!” This choked me up. Students of different faiths and backgrounds at Ohio State University form a human chain to protect Muslims who are praying while riot police prep to crack skulls for absolutely no reason.
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I'm so fucking tired of driving across Ohio every week.
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ball peen is an absolutely crazy name for a hammer
Columbus Police exactly one year ago when dealing with armed neo nazis vs today when dealing with college protesters.
i feel i am going crazy because why are the people who wanted leniency for insurrectionists calling for the national guard to be sent in on college students sitting on blankets and chanting?
Police do not care if you are a professor. Once they decide to take you down, they also don't care where your face lands, your glasses land, or whether you live or die (unless cameras are rolling). Their goal is control at that moment.
Can we just take a minute to reflect on how fucking INSANE it is that STATE POWER is being used to put down protests of American citizens, violating their rights on behalf of a FOREIGN GOVERNMENT.
Can we just take a minute to reflect on how fucking INSANE it is that STATE POWER is being used to put down protests of American citizens, violating their rights on behalf of a FOREIGN GOVERNMENT.
It's so nice that the birds are back at my feeders.
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What would you say if you saw this in another country? In Hong Kong? Or Iran? Or Russia? Austin, Texas:
What would you say if you saw this in another country? In Hong Kong? Or Iran? Or Russia? Austin, Texas:
Apparently this country learned nothing in 2020.
Our First Amendment rights are disappearing before our very eyes and we're doing nothing about it.
Huh.
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We can’t normalize this. This isn’t normal. A group of students were sitting on the lawn of their own school. Daring to ask for peace in Gaza.
Incredible scene here at UT as 50 or so protesters cower together in the center as DPS pulls them from the pack to detain them one by one
American Christians believe that upon death their heart is weighed by George Washington. If it is heavier than the quill used to write the Constitution their soul is devoured by Benedict Arnold
VIVEK RAMASWAMY: “When we face our founding fathers in the afterlife and they ask us what sacrifice did you make for your country we better have a damn good answer for them.” 🔥🔥🔥
What are you even talking about. Like seriously.
Oh my God shut the fuck up. Christ.
The Left we need: Spend $250k on phonics interventions so low-income minority kids can learn to read The Left we have: Spend $250k on a for-profit consultant selling “Woke Kindergarten” who asks 5 year olds, “if we defund Israel, how can this be used to rebuild Palestine?”
If I shook your head do you think we’d hear coins rattling inside, you absolute shit?
It’s almost like there’s a reason God gave the task of leading and exercising authority within the church to men because the natural community-oriented bent of women leads to empathy-based heresy and explains why feminine leadership is not conducive to guarding sound doctrine.
“Let them pray!” This choked me up. Students of different faiths and backgrounds at Ohio State University form a human chain to protect Muslims who are praying while riot police prep to crack skulls for absolutely no reason.
This is loving our neighbor
“Let them pray!” This choked me up. Students of different faiths and backgrounds at Ohio State University form a human chain to protect Muslims who are praying while riot police prep to crack skulls for absolutely no reason.
my heart is working so hard every second without rest to keep me alive and the only thing i do for it is make it harder lmao what a sucker
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Judge - “you should be proud of your attorney, they made thought out and very compelling arguments in this case” Client - *oh my gosh we’re going to win* Attorney -
i’m in the hardware club straight up “hammerin it”. and by “it”, haha, well. let’s justr say. my ball and peen
ball peen is an absolutely crazy name for a hammer
She was saying she’s a professor bc it was a trespassing arrest and she was stating it’s her place of work. This is an incredibly uncharitable view to the point it reads like an anti solidarity psyop
I love how white people scream "I'm a professor," like that's supposed to make them immune to police brutality
Columbus Police exactly one year ago when dealing with armed neo nazis vs today when dealing with college protesters.
i feel i am going crazy because why are the people who wanted leniency for insurrectionists calling for the national guard to be sent in on college students sitting on blankets and chanting?
As both a lawyer and alumna of Ohio State, I am ashamed of the university’s decision to silence students engaging in civil advocacy on campus. Administrators repressing speech because of their objections to its content betray the very purpose of higher education. End this now.
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