US Jackass in Japan @SaviorFreedom
So far my life's been like pulling Q, Z, J, X, K, F, V on an initial Scrabble draw. Lots of potential, NOWHERE TO PUT THESE F'ING TILES... favstar.fm/users/SaviorFr… Joined July 2011-
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2019: In an event described as karmic justice, scores of unemployed Americans immigrate to China to help rebuild their railroads.
Senior Thesis 2058: Compare and contrast the Japanese Rape of Nanking with the Chinese Repo of Martin Luther King Dr.
The Statue of Liberty is going to look sweet in Tiananmen Square when the Chinese start repossessing the U.S.
Can't wait to explain the context of the song 'Proud To Be an American' in broken Mandarin to my grandkids.
"I'm withdrawing my boys thus fulfilling the promise I made when I began." – Me in Fauxbama from now on when concluding a sex act.
US Jackass in Japan retweeted
Mission Accomplished = Mission Reelection
Wal-Mart scheduled to invade Iraq on Monday. “Hearts and minds, people. Let the true occupation begin.” – Wal-Mart H.R. Rep.
1,208,925,819,614,630,000,000,000 = Sex acts that had to occur since year 0 to birth me = Prologue to my memoir will be 100 hr porn montage
My return from America was marked by a romance renaissance for my wife and me. Then her cycle kicked into high PMS.
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“I appreciate your talent, Peter Paul, but why do you have to paint so many fat bitches?” – Rubens’ Mother
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