HS Sci Teach @SciTeachProbs
Just a Teacher trying to survive and make a difference! I'm honest here because let's be honest teachers can't be honest at work! 🙄😬 United States Joined September 2017-
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Is it bad to celebrate when a kid gets sent to ISS? #yeslord #byeasshole
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Never change, Ryan Fitzpatrick. 😂
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Hilarious comment from today's student teaching capstone presentations: "I learned teaching is exhausting. Before this, I worked in construction. I could pour concrete all day and still come home and get stuff done. After a day of teaching, all I could do was stare at the wall."
The moment when admin is like..”Well you had a good year this year..” and you respond with with , “Nope I sure didn’t!” #hisfacewaspriceless #quicksubjectchange
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Knowing I have work tomorrow.
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Sunday nights are worst than having to poop at a bar. #teacherlife
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Grading will be the slow death of me. So much to do, so little time. #TeacherProblems #GradingLife #SundayFunday #Not #TeacherLife #Teachers #IsItSummerYet
That moment when the mom of a senior emails you at 11 PM to ask if her baby can turn in his test on Monday because tomorrow is Senior Skip Day! Say what? #revokehisseniorcard #tittybaby #noideawhatconsequencesare #cutthecord
I wish Lionel Richie would do my teacher evaluations! #suchanencourager #wordsofwisdom #suchadaddy
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Don't ask.
That moment when admin ask the art teacher to donate a painting to give away for teacher appreciation! What?! #whydidtheythinkthismadesense #sheisateacher #appreciateher #wtf
It’s Christmas Break!!!! Still have a crap ton of papers to grade but tonight....I drink
No mom I will not provide answers to the study guide for your 17 year old! #what #gottobekiddingme #thesekidsaresolazy #ourcountrysfuture
If one more lazy kid ask me what is the lowest I can make on the final and still pass....🤯🤬
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But... but... I thought bullshit AP classes and tests were only to help ‘prepare kids for college’, not data mine the students so the “college board” can collect and sell their info for a profit. Silly me....
But... but... I thought bullshit AP classes and tests were only to help ‘prepare kids for college’, not data mine the students so the “college board” can collect and sell their info for a profit. Silly me....
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Finals week. Never ending grading. Endless exhaustion. Not enough time. It has to end at some point, right? #TeacherProblems #SoTired #SoCloseYetSoFar #2MoreSchoolDays
AMEN!!!!
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