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LB @Scousebird

Bad influencer. Right here Joined February 2009
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LB @Scousebird

a day ago

Second weird thing I heard today. Small little boy about three ish walking into David Lloyd with his mum. ‘Mum you know when I was on antibiotics? Did I die’? 🤣😉😉

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LB @Scousebird

a day ago

Weird stuff I’ve heard today. In the car park in the supermarket from a car with the window down. ‘You’ve done WHAT? You’ve wiped shit on your sister? That’s’f**king disgusting’. They then went and smeared it on the inside of the windows. Nice.

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LB @Scousebird

a day ago

Good morning, you spectacularly random set of largely complete strangers who exist in my phone! 😀 Let’s do this. #MondayMood

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LB @Scousebird

3 days ago

Oscar slept over last night. He woke at 5.50am to announce he couldn’t move the (slightly ajar) heavy fire door in our lounge with his little face. So that was awesome 🙄

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LB @Scousebird

4 days ago

Some bins didn’t get emptied in our area today. Even I asked why. They said operational issues. I wasn’t happy with that and asked them to be specific. Turns out the drivers wife passed away. And now I feel shit for prying.

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LB @Scousebird

5 days ago

I don’t know how to break it to him but if it doesn’t feel good he’s probably rubbish at it. Weapons grade stupidity.

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6 days ago

I don’t know how to break it to him but if it doesn’t feel good he’s probably rubbish at it. Weapons grade stupidity.

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LB @Scousebird

6 days ago

Well done Everton. I’d complain but I got nuffin.

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LB @Scousebird

6 days ago

Got an unsolicited message asking me to be a sugar baby for £3k a week. Sent it to Mr LB. ‘Bargain’ was his response 😂😂

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LB @Scousebird

6 days ago

Just tipped the recycling into the black general waste bin. Of course the glass smashed so I’m not going in to fish it all back out. What a start to the day. 🙄

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LB @Scousebird

7 days ago

It’s a pity there’s only one bottle left. At that price I wanted two. Said nobody.

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LB @Scousebird

a week ago

Can we all just take a moment to hail the arrival of the humble #jerseyroyal in our supermarkets. I love this time of year. They are like a party on the tongue! 👅

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LB @Scousebird

a week ago

People who shoot through behind an ambo on a shout leaving all those who pulled to one side to let it through are not nice. And I think there may be a special corner of hades for them.

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LB @Scousebird

a week ago

I’ve got my own money. And I argue with him for fun. If he insults me the kiss he would be getting might be of the Glaswegian variety. 🤣

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AskAubry 🦝 @ask_aubry

a week ago

I’ve got my own money. And I argue with him for fun. If he insults me the kiss he would be getting might be of the Glaswegian variety. 🤣

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LB @Scousebird

a week ago

Happy St George’s day to all of my fellow English types.

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LB @Scousebird

a week ago

This man is amazing. That’s the tweet.

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LB @Scousebird

a week ago

One of the many benefits of being married to a director of the London marathon sponsors is free hospitality all day right on the finish line! 😃😃

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LB @Scousebird

2 weeks ago

Husband has come home with wine and crisps for me. I brought him chocolate. And this is why he’s the lid to my pot!

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LB @Scousebird

2 weeks ago

I’m going to London tomorrow. There’s a little fun run on Sunday. Not expecting many to show up TBH. 😳😀😉

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