Tim @SendTweetToTim

1984 WAS NOT AN INSTRUCTION MANUAL - blocking me admits your defeat - insert random emojis and/or acronyms here Florida, USA Joined December 2014

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Tim @SendTweetToTim

9 months ago

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary zzzzzzz yay

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Dreamweasel @Dreamweasel

5 years ago

Welcome to life in 2021, where the lion’s share of what passes for political discourse consists of Explaining Extremely Obvious Things to People Who Refuse to Listen

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Tim @SendTweetToTim

5 years ago

we need to all return to reality.

Leslie Jones 🦋 @Lesdoggg

5 years ago

we need to all return to reality.

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Tim @SendTweetToTim

5 years ago

if 2020 was a presidential election...

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Tim @SendTweetToTim

5 years ago

honest information here. please make sure you are registered to vote. vote.org

theJuiceMedia 🦋 @thejuicemedia

5 years ago

honest information here. please make sure you are registered to vote. vote.org

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Tim @SendTweetToTim

5 years ago

i miss george carlin.

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people say the COVID-19 virus came from the wet markets of china, a place where they eat just about any animal- in this particular case, bats. but i think its origins are more similar to AIDS. someone fucked that bat.

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Tim @SendTweetToTim

5 years ago

this seems more relevant than ever.

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Tim @SendTweetToTim

6 years ago

defending the president saying "all politicians lie" is like defending jeffrey dahmer saying "we all eat things we shouldn't". #MerryImpeachmas

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Tim @SendTweetToTim

6 years ago

nowadays we get our real insights from comedians, and the formal news outlets are jokes.

John Cleese @JohnCleese

6 years ago

nowadays we get our real insights from comedians, and the formal news outlets are jokes.

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6 years ago

Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris

6 years ago

https://t.co/3GaM0coOR5

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Tim @SendTweetToTim

6 years ago

haw-haw! also: mooooooo

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Jules Suzdaltsev @jules_su

6 years ago

Someone on here said Trump "stands like a centaur without its hind legs", and I'll be damned if it ain't true.

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Tim @SendTweetToTim

6 years ago

something tells me this check won't clear. 💸 cnn.com/2019/11/07/pol…

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Andrea Junker @Strandjunker

6 years ago

Take Nixon, add climate denial, add pedophilia, add child concentration camps, add sexual assault, add rape, add nepotism, add white supremacy, add murder cover-ups, add treason, add genocide, add Twitter, subtract 97 IQ points, and you have Trump today. #ExtortionistTrump