Seth @SethCarleton

Quino, Santi and Mozart’s dad. Lisa’s husband. Mediocre tech bro. A dead ringer for a young leon trotsky & opinions are my own. LA Joined October 2010

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Seth @SethCarleton

2 months ago

.@UCLAHealth you should be ashamed of your staff at the Santa Monica ER. 2 year old comes in with a 104 fever and pukes up the meds you give him. Four hours later and he still hasn’t been seen by a doctor. Would love an explanation.

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Seth @SethCarleton

4 months ago

Knicks’ request to exhume and speak to the corpse of Red Auerbach about the coaching vacancy has been denied by Celtics, per me

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Seth @SethCarleton

4 months ago

On the eve of what would have been his 72nd, again: Dad would have loved this team. They didn't crow. They cared. They fought. He would have talked about the old days standing in a hotel in Paris watching Pat miss a finger roll. And he would have talked about next year.

Seth @SethCarleton

a year ago

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Seth @SethCarleton

4 months ago

I owned a Michael Sweetney jersey

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Seth @SethCarleton

5 months ago

You wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me.

KnicksMuse @KnicksMuse

5 months ago

You wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me.

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Seth @SethCarleton

10 months ago

I feel seen

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10 months ago

I feel seen

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Seth @SethCarleton

11 months ago

Just the beginning and now the work begins @JoinPasses #GoBlue

Clayton Sayfie @CSayf23

11 months ago

Just the beginning and now the work begins @JoinPasses #GoBlue

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Seth @SethCarleton

a year ago

It is what it is. Run that shit back, @lucy_guo.

Lucy Guo @lucy_guo

a year ago

It is what it is. Run that shit back, @lucy_guo.

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Seth @SethCarleton

a year ago

Don Melnick would have loved this team. It was everything that he thought was important and good about sports and teams. He would also say, as he always did, "and that’s why the good Lord had the foresight to create next year."

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Desus MF Nice💯 @desusnice

a year ago

If jalen has a million fans, then I am one of them. If jalen has ten fans, then I am one of them. If jalen has only one fan then that is me. If jalen has no fans, then that means I am dead. If the world is against jalen, then I am against the world

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Seth @SethCarleton

2 years ago

Refs won a hell of a game against the Knicks tonight

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Alex Cohen @anothercohen

2 years ago

I don’t think people without kids understand just how much free time they have

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Isaac Saul @Ike_Saul

2 years ago

Like many Jews, I'm signing off for the first Shabbat since this horrible tragedy. My Jewish and Israeli brothers & sisters: Know that we are unified in prayer and community tonight. My Palestinian and Muslim brothers & sisters: know that you will be in my prayers tonight. For…

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Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama

2 years ago

hey sorry I missed your text, I am processing a non-stop 24/7 onslaught of information with a brain designed to eat berries in a cave

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Peter Yang @petergyang

2 years ago

Before kids New parents

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TikTokComms @TikTokComms

3 years ago

1/ Our CEO, @shouchew, came prepared to answer questions from Congress, but unfortunately, the day was dominated by political grandstanding that failed to acknowledge real solutions already underway through Project Texas or address industry-wide issues of youth safety.