Shallow Muse @ShallowMuse
actor, writer, mediocre driver, mother, with above-average commitment in bed. Joined March 2013-
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@AmyPietz hey amy trying to check your avail for something - seana
I wonder if getting your lips Botoxed is like wearing weights on your face. And if so, do you eventually get a very strong chin?
Why would you take sex tips from the same source that told you peasant skirts and shoulder pads were flattering?
Fasting is for suckers. It didn't work for Buddha.
The three least popular role-playing sex fantasies: 1) Snake charmer & Clown, 2) Pool guy & Lady UPS driver, 3) CEO & CEO.
@jasonantoon maybe the second coming will be a candy bar.
If the body of Christ was a peppermint patty, I'd go to church every day.
If you can buy a treadmill desk & work while walking, couldn't you buy a whole body vibrating machine desk and splatterpaint while jiggling?
The thing about trying to watch Hemlock Grove is that it hurts so much.
Shame on you NRA, shame on you. Go buy yourself an island with all that lobbying money and shoot each other.
This is a great commercial: youtube.com/watch?feature=…
Dropping pennies in public is a no-win situation. On your hands and knees or willfully ignoring it. Either way you look like an a**hole.
Sometimes French kissing feels like two wet finger puppets shadowboxing in your mouth.
I wish I were a ballerina, just so I could stand on my toes, smoke, and retire at 23.
If u had to live in one cage at the zoo, I wld pick Llamas bc they cld carry ur stuff, regurgitate food 4 u +make u feel better abt ur body
Chewing celery to lose weight is like licking stamps to have an orgasm. It doesn't work & all you're left w/ is a nasty taste in your mouth.
GOP Sen. flips on gay marriage after he learns son is gay. Hate to think what it would take to change his mind on gun control.
Never keep your vibrator in the same drawer as your mace. You can't fight a robber with a Pocket Rocket.
If there's a special Hell for people who merge at the last minute...I want to be there making them all take a right on Mullholland.
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ava jamshidi 🇺🇦... @AvaJamshidi
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