s ᴵ ᴹ @SimplyEnigmatic

Arsenal aficionado who writes pretentious crap on the interwebs. The bantz are frequent and the chill is scarce. Oyster Card Holder, Zones 1-6. #GIFGIFCityBitch goonersphere.com/columnists/sim… Dark Lord of the GIF Joined September 2014

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s ᴵ ᴹ @SimplyEnigmatic

8 years ago

@spectatorindex @Harkiret 🙃

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Dr Christian Jessen @DoctorChristian

8 years ago

Isn’t this the most stunning picture?! A lioness and her cub were crossing the savannah; the heat was excessive and the cub was in great difficulty. An elephant realized that the lion cub would die and carried him in his trunk to a pool of water, walking beside his mother. 😍

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Mark Ronson @MarkRonson

8 years ago

I die 💔💔💔💔 @Camila_Cabello Presave here: ron.sn/LNFpre Vinyls, 8-tracks + more here: ron.sn/LNFStorePreOrd…

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schmox @IvoryGazelle

8 years ago

Teacher: Did your mom sign your permission slip? Kid: Yep Teacher: This says you have permission to be the teacher Kid Teacher: please raise your hand before speaking

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s ᴵ ᴹ @SimplyEnigmatic

8 years ago

@lefthemisphere9 paying doesn’t guarantee understanding either. i would say learning is rarely about the resource and all about the motivation 1) people work harder when they’ve invested money. (arguably applies less to financed student debt which is less tangible) 2) you do pay for curation

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LADbible @ladbible

8 years ago

I think my neighbour's dog is bored 😂😂

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KEHLANI STATS @kehlani_stats

8 years ago

‘’These lyrics couldn’t be more accurate with how I’m feeling with everything in life right now. When things get too serious and too intense just takes the fun, the excitement and the happiness out of it. Too Deep - @Kehlani 🎧 sis this song is TOO good.‘’ - Nicole Kirkland. 🧡

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s ᴵ ᴹ @SimplyEnigmatic

8 years ago

@harkiret

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Jack Whitehall @jackwhitehall

8 years ago

This is the guy who I end up talking to for half an hour in every Wetherspoons I’ve ever gone in to.

Scott Arthur @Scott_Arthur

8 years ago

Casting director: Have you prepared anything else? Me:

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s ᴵ ᴹ @SimplyEnigmatic

8 years ago

Completely agree, Diane. If only James would put his views across on a platform where people could call him and debate him directly.

Diane MW 🇬🇧🇺🇦 @didoh

8 years ago

@LBC @mrjamesob I wish someone would pull @mrjamesob apart! I find him absolutely obnoxious and totally unlistenable to! 🙉

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s ᴵ ᴹ @SimplyEnigmatic

8 years ago

@LBC @mrjamesob @DominicRaab

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LBC @LBC

8 years ago

James O'Brien takes a look at Tory leadership hopeful Dominic Raab's interviews and pulls them apart one-by-one. @mrjamesob

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VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish

8 years ago

-Sunday evening- Brain: “Back to school tomorrow and you haven’t done your homework” You: “I’m an adult” Brain: “Let’s worry about it anyway”

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Count Reverend Scott @Reverend_Scott

8 years ago

DAD: please help find my daughter DETECTIVE: what does she look like DAD: [scrolling thru 9,674 selfies of her with snapchat filters] I D... I DON'T KNOW

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Jess Phillips @jessphillips

8 years ago

My Dad doesn’t get that we don’t respond to idiots at Spiked and we definitely don’t give two hoots about what Brendan O’Neil thinks, my heart sank earlier when he called to say he’d sent them an email. But I thought I’d share it with you, it’s the most my Dad letter ever.