Garf Vader š„ @SithGarf
full-time freelance Twitter journalist, he/him Madison, WI Joined November 2014-
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Martial Law or War With Venezuela? Call it
Martial Law or War With Venezuela? Call it https://t.co/B5yRbJH0Rg
Kash Patel every time a crime happens: āHave you checked the bullets? Thereās probably an engraving on it. Yep there it is! They used the bullet as their diary!ā
Next president really ought to put RFK in cuffs man he is going to get thousands of people killed
I donāt even know what to say at this point š ā¼ļøā¦.. I feel for my brothers over there smh this is not Wisconsin football
Luke Fickellās got my Badgers looking about as competent as the police in a horror movie. Iāll still watch that garbage
The fundamental political reality of the past two years is that the Biden administration's unyielding support for Israel's genocide made everything that has followed possible. If you don't understand that, you don't understand anything.
In times like this itās good to sit back and enjoy a deep breath, something that Charlie Kirk can never do again
while mourning the first amendment we need to give some credit to Joe Biden and the Democrat party for helping crack down on student protestors and pro gaza speech in order to cover for what most of them now have to admit is indeed a genocide. joe walked so trump could run
I should have known the big ESPN app update would somehow make it even worse
Itās really evil that they made beer taste better in the morning
I do like the idea that maybe the kid gets out on parole after 50 years or whatever and has to explain to somebody in the year 2076 what he meant by āNotices Bulgeā
i can safely say i dont much care for the way we have ordered our society and there are many outcomes that it produces that are both deplorable and completely predictable. i certainly wish things were different
When I up this blick that's the turning point
Praying for @charliekirk11
What do people even think is bad about terrorists, if killing people is good?
Every year the ESPN app gets worse. It has less and less games with game tracker than the season before and somehow finds new ways to glitch out.
New madden game is great man I love that they made it impossible to Kick A Field Goal
A busy day in June of 2014 as Jeffrey Epstein and Ehud Barak juggle meetings with Viktor Vekselberg and Peter Thiel. Both Vekselberg and Thiel would later invest in separate Israeli spyware companies.

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