Christian Thompson @Slothy10
Slothin' Bismarck, ND Joined July 2011-
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Thanks Jeff Lawson for buying the Onion so we could get this great zoom in on electoral coverage. No other news source has gone to this level of detail.
Barfolo Colon @StoolBaseball
@RGIII @AdamSandler Mike Winchell, Friday Night Lights (movie)
RIP Toby Keith. American legend.
In honor of Toby Keith passing, here’s the most American minute of your life 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
still true 🤠
happy thanksgiving y’all !! this year I’m most thankful for my yee haw partner 🖤🥺
When a batter charges the mound, a pitcher can be like Nolan Ryan and stand his ground. Or ...
A 63 year old Nolan Ryan throwing gas
I didn’t think I could like Alex Trebek more than I do, but then I saw this.
Soon we’ll be waking up hungover or leaving church (or both), setting our lineups, running to TJ Maxx or Home Depot with the lady, coming home to flip on pregame (I’m a FOX NFL Sunday or NFL Network guy) picking which jersey to wear before 7 hours of football And we’ll be happy
Lord of the Rings: Return of the King
“The greatest player in the history of the game played right here in Foxboro, and I’m happy to tell you…I invited him back to come here and be with us at the opening game.” Robert Kraft on honoring @TomBrady at @GilletteStadium.
The Patriots taking on the AFC East this season
@jessex_9 @slinger_48 @NoContextHumans @_Jett01 The Buicks
Damn them some long ass feet 🤣🤣🤣
Just a reminder that @Nike forced Allyson Felix and other sponsored female athletes to take a 70% pay cut because they got pregnant. Meanwhile...
Costco is for the people
The Costco hot dog combo is a legendary meme. But how does it still only cost $1.50? Introduced in 1985, the price of that combo should be ~$4.20 if adjusted for inflation. Thankfully, the $216B warehouse retailer has done everything in its power to keep the price down. And
The Chicago Blackhawks set an NHL record in 1968 when their entire roster looked like dads who expected their daughters to be home by 9:00 pm and you didn’t want to find out what was gonna happen at 9:02.
no longer maidenless. 10/10
What kind of dumb fuck needs to be rescued out of a sleeping bag?
Cody J. Nelson @CodyNelson_
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Preston Murschel🤙�... @prestonmurschel
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hailey @tmjbaddie
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Wrong Decisyon Crimmi... @CrimmSalad
62 Followers 139 Following most underappreciated human on Twitter
Katie Kulzer Yetterbo... @KatieKulzer
75 Followers 416 Following Professional Photographer, Coach, Wanderer. Lover of all people, animals, sports, kindness, reading and napping.
Jordan Waldren @JordanWaldren
56 Followers 222 Following
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Ron🦋 @erynreeff1
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LoRo⁶ @L_Robinson10
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699 Followers 453 Following Willie James Huff better known as Funky Chicken. Bismarck ➡️ Fargo
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474 Followers 1K Following Cubs Fan, Dolphins Fan, Bison Pride, Wilton Miners Athletic Director/Coach.
Kevin Esvelt @kesvelt
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Tim Dillon @TimJDillon
957K Followers 621 Following Stand up comic. CEO of Fake Business. Podcast: The Tim Dillon Show. LIVE/MERCH LINK ⬇️
Peacock @peacock
2.8M Followers 371 Following Welcome campers, mother is here 🔪 #CrystalLake is streaming on Peacock.
Dudes Posting Their W... @DudespostingWs
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Lexi Kulzer @lexi_kulzer
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RandomTomBradyHighlig... @TomBradyDaily
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michael @bisping
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hailey @tmjbaddie
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Lisa Ann @thereallisaann
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Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok
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74 Followers 107 Following
Erika Ochsner @ochsner_erika
76 Followers 77 Following
lifejackets @kkershaw17
560 Followers 497 Following snap: kkershaw17 ProGMO passionate about crocs and Coors
Ty Joseph Danks @TDanks
63 Followers 135 Following
lexie @lexbifff
108 Followers 144 Following
rayjo @rayclausnitzer
388 Followers 303 Following
jacob @knifejacob
665 Followers 385 Following
Suzanne Santo @soozanto
5K Followers 415 Following Clean out your closet. You don’t need half of that shit. #yardsale ✨💍 @nicpizzolatto ✨
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246 Followers 208 Following
Norm Macdonald @normmacdonald
1.0M Followers 711 Following This is my official twitter i like bananas. theyre yellow.
Aly Thielges @alythielges
152 Followers 69 Following *still uses pinky promise as legitimate foundation of trust*
🎋⭕🅱🌱 @KobyGoldade
355 Followers 364 Following #MambaMentality #MulletNation ☞ F⃗o⃗l⃗l⃗o⃗w⃗ o⃗n⃗ I⃗n⃗s⃗t⃗a⃗g⃗r⃗a⃗m⃗⇢b͟a͟d͟b͟l͟o͟o͟d͟w͟a͟t͟e͟r͟f͟o͟w͟l
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James White @SweetFeet_White
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