SmartAss @SmartAssForReal
I'm smart. And an ass. Joined November 2018-
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Way to go twitter. You’ve finally totally nailed the targeted ad for me, an American who’s never considered stepping foot in Bulgaria
Whatever poor bastard has the email address [email protected] probably gets the craziest crap
When your lawyer tells you to get on twitter and plead the fifth, you say -
When your lawyer tells you to get on twitter and plead the fifth, you say -
Me after touching the public bathroom toilet seat
Me after touching the public bathroom toilet seat
To everyone posting these look between d and g and also y and i on your stupid keyboards.
Sure you understand and can explain the biochemistry behind why vaccines don’t cause autism but unless you perform a song about it using perfect iambic pentameter you lose.
Perfect allegory for Elon’s twitter from 30 years ago. Could have given us help, instead given us so much more. youtu.be/cM8ir5NBsc0
Fun game - guess whether each “holy shit!” “unbelievable,” etc. tweet in your feed is because of the World Cup or new twitter policy
We were supposed to have hover boards seven years ago but all we have are stupid big wheel skateboards.
We were supposed to have hover boards seven years ago but all we have are stupid big wheel skateboards.
“We hate everyone” as corporate policy @typeonegative
“We hate everyone” as corporate policy @typeonegative
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