Some Random Clown @SomeRandomClone
Available for birthday parties. Florida, USA Joined April 2020-
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I've been known to tear up a slipper or two. And once I even pooped on the rug by accident. You're not gonna shoot me in a ditch, are you, @KristiNoem?? 😭
Is there anything our Congressional heroes @JaredEMoskowitz or @JasmineForUS can do to explore the origins of @RepMTG's knowledge of "Hungarians in Transcarpathia" on the floor or in committee?
Haha...I just heard someone say "Las Vegas, Nevada" and it took a few seconds to process it and realize it was correct even though it sounded weird. I think I've literally never heard those words together before.
Is there ANY bigger waste of time than listening to @LeaderMcConnell, or any Republican (aka the trump party) Senator, pontificate on decorum and duty? Ok, maybe roll call votes that could be completed in seconds electronically but aren't. But Republicans speaking is a strong #2.
What the fuck! There's motion after motion and brief after brief going back and forth on the 🍊💩🤡's gag orders and his continued violations of them causing anyone and everyone to be threatened and harassed. The one thing missing is the consequences. Punishment. PUN‐ISH‐MENT!
Deep fake video of Biden announcing draft. I assume this is fine with @elonmusk ... just more healthy free speech, right? Nearly 1M views and replies indicate expected high level of stupidity among followers. @RonFilipkowski @MeidasTouch @meiselasb @egavactip
Buy the dip, $DJT believers!!! Hodl!! To the moon! Diamond hands! Everybody put their money in. (Follow me for more "Not investment advice.")
#PSA: If someone you care about is going to have a procedure that they can only afford by using #CareCredit, slap the pen out of their hand. They'll be mad at first, but they'll thank when they aren't trapped in a predatory 30% rate loan that more than doubles the original cost.
Haha...listening to a discussion of #RankedChoiceVoting (#RCV) on #NPR. One guy who's against it says it takes "too much thinkin'". 😱 Don't make us think to #vote! The #Venn diagram for those against it (Republicans, gatekeepers, lazy people, extreme candidates) is almost a ⭕️.
So if the 🍊💩🤡 "wins" (i.e., forcibly takes over the govt while Dems go, "Oh, dear! Oh, dear! This is not proper at all!"), I have the benefit that I look like one of them. So when they go door to door arresting "traitors" & "illegals" (i.e. non-whites) I'll be Schindlering.
Bahahaha!! Can today get any better? Guess what I just now heard this dipshit caused to happen??? Ironically...my hero!
Bahahaha!! Can today get any better? Guess what I just now heard this dipshit caused to happen??? Ironically...my hero!
I have to admit that ElMu does indeed appear to be a marketing genius. Most car companies have to wait years for a repeat customer, but thanks to his claims about the #cybertruck being #bullet proof many of his idiot purchasers are shooting their trucks & requiring new ones asap.
I'm no galaxy brain genius, but I feel like I could pull off this "billionaire" thing based on what I've seen...
I'm no galaxy brain genius, but I feel like I could pull off this "billionaire" thing based on what I've seen...
Sgt Joker @TheSGTJoker
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NoelCaslerComedy🌙 @caslernoel
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The White House @WhiteHouse
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William Coffin @CoffinItUp
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Jim Stewartson, Count.. @jimstewartson
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Not if Vice President Harris decides to send it back to the blue states to decide. 🤔
@stillgray I know what you mean. 🤔
@DonaldJTrumpJr I just checked and Google is not censoring this ad. Apparently, the Trump campaign is three months behind on their Google payments so they removed all Trump advertising. 😂
@RyanLizza Next week, Noem will claim it was the publisher that shot the dog.
kristi noem releases photo of her meeting with kim jong un.
“Mr. trump - everyone is saying you only won 2016 with the help of Russia and the fake news National Enquirer. Care to comment?” Come on journalists, do your job.
RNC donors have nothing to be worried about. I’m sure Lara Trump isn’t using your donations for any extravagant personal expenses. It’s not like she or her family have a history of doing this. 🤔
@RealAlexJones The driver posted a video of himself, explaining how he was going to drive into the crowd, with a can of bear spray, to disrupt their protest. How do you not know this? 🤔
@guelphgirlchris Can we get the second video where he drives into the power line?
@SomeRandomClone @JackStr42679640 Gotta be. If I said something this outrageous and was called out to show my sources I would have shown them by now. Is this guy just some kind of grifter or a bot or working for somebody?
@GozukaraFurkan @lissanalgharib @jakeshieldsajj @elonmusk he ain’t paying for shit boy can barely keep the twitter lights on lmao
Every dog with Republican owners today.
@mrlogun1 @radbadchad @BrianRoemmele It says engineer in your bio!!! Please please don’t make anything
Look, we all have to make tough choices. This past year, I've had to put down 4 dogs, 3 cats, a chicken, a turtle, and a horse. Do you think I wanted to? Do you think I didn't agonize over having to do it or how the pet's owners would react when they got home?
He was heard saying this at the men’s bathhouse. 🤔
At least when Catturd killed his dog it was just negligence.
Worth pointing out that Kristi Noem is dangerous, untrainable, and less than worthless as a Governor.
Noem shoots and kills her young dog b/c it was "untrainable", "dangerous", and "less than worthless as a hunting dog". She also "hated" the dog. On the same day, she shoots once, misses, and then eventually kills her goat. Her daughter then asks where the dog is.…
It’s driving me crazy that not a single reporter has the stones to ask YamTits why 45 US Presidents had no need for presidential immunity. Do your fucking jobs!
Comer managed to end his investigation exactly where he started it. To be fair, Comer didn’t provide proof of corruption but he was able to provide an endless amount of evidence that he was dumber than previously suspected. 🤔
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