Southern Mess @SouthernMess425
Boy mom, wife, dog and goat mama, sexual health and wellness educator/advocate, coffee addict, wannabe runner, multiple sclerosis warrior, complete mess linktr.ee/PRJULIAB Tennessee, USA Joined June 2017-
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This game is going to give me a freaking heart attack.
"Gossip is almost always jealousy's love child"
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Checkered Neyland always looks awesome.
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Puppy thinks he's one of them...🐶🐾🐥🐤🐥🥰
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“Give ‘em hell kiddo and if you can’t give ‘em hell give ‘em a glimpse of what hell would look like.” —my father. He so supportive🥰
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Everything that I ever did that scared the crap out of me gave me the most joy, fun, and satisfaction.
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I’m too much of a pushover to murder anyone. They’d be like, “not now” and I’d be like, “ok. when’s a good time?”
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How about instead of saying “she shouldn’t have been jogging at 4:30 in the morning”…we say that no one should be fearful of being abducted or killed on a run. She did nothing wrong. #bebetter #ElizaFletcher
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If Moms were awarded stickers.
Having to wait until almost 12 weeks pregnant for the first ultrasound is torture! I've never had to wait this long! Hopefully the constant nausea is a good sign our little Beanie is doing just fine so far though.
If my two year old doesn't stop putting his hands in his diaper when he poops I'm going to lose my mind 😳🤢
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Listen pal, NO-ONE knows who the “you” is in my poems. not even me
3 year old put a water bead in his nose today which resulted in a trip to the pediatrician and then the ENT. All before 9am. Motherhood is a trip
"Morning sickness" that wakes you up in the middle of the night? Really? Ugh.
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No one wants to sit in your lap more than a child whose sibling just sat there
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an epi pen but for mental health
If this multiple sclerosis flare up could just go away already that would be great. Going from training for a half-marathon to using a walker is really starting to get to me.
Husband is making me noodles while I'm still struggling to walk and get around. He's never done this before and he's 34! How can you go that long without cooking noodles, macaroni, shells, or something?? Maybe this is normal and I'm just a pasta whore lol
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[5:15 AM, in a harsh whisper] Daddy, don't worry, you can sleep. I'm making my own breakfast, how do you turn on the stove? Me: I'm up.
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