Dhaif @Sphinx_jf
Retired grammar nazi | Views here expressed are my own| Simple yogi with a yarn 🧶 addiction| Geriatric mom Joined April 2009-
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Parklands - City Park Drive Zamil Realtors Ltd is constructing a 20 storey apartment block literally on Mathare River. How was this approved? Who approved this? Not only is this construction illegal, it is also DEADLY. It must come down. #SaveNairobi…
We are cooking today for flood victims in and distributing blankets and clothes to those affected by the floods in Soweto. Last night was really bad. You can drop by our office if you have time @usikimye is on Google maps or take a mat to Jacaranda& boda to US or call 0714000152
KDF spent Sh38m to clean KICC's Cabros, windows for Climate Summit ow.ly/UMvJ50RsNfj
Hii wata shughulikia very fast
It’s soon going to be 2 years of me 🤱🏿 this one. I am stuck here because I pity her and also coz I don’t know how to stop it.
Facebook will tell you exactly what will happen in 2027.
Facebook will tell you exactly what will happen in 2027.
Kenyans, you have only one job in 2027.
Just to grasp the grave absence of competence and sheer disregard for professionalism, they made a whole Meteorological Director issue a public apology 😂💀
Halafu Rig man alikuwa ame announce that schools will open today 🤦🏾♀️ what a mess of a gava aki
The boat capsized in Garissa was full of students and teachers trying to beat the opening day deadline and lives of those 30+ would have been spared if the notice was given 1 or 2 weeks earlier. This is incompetence of the HIGHEST order
I still don't understand why, even if he needed to reward his people, President chose incompetent people in key dockets of: -Education -Agriculture -Health
These milestones really sneak up on you. We have stopped using bibs just like that. Last time was 2 months ago 🥲. Honey Baby is growing up faast
One of my favourite Kenyanisms is “Sisi wote hapa ni watu wazima”. A statement, threat, boundary, warning and a declaration of war. It really cracks me up 😂
I don't know who needs to hear this... "You are not healing to be able to handle the trauma. You are used to the trauma. You are healing to be able to handle the joy."
Corporate girlies
PSA Warn your people back home in the villages about this scam, two people from Nyahururu Judy a teacher who paid Comtech for a teaching job and John a driver were found dead in Malindi and Mombasa. They probably thought WK was dead when they dumped him. End
The Police referred him to Malindi Hospital, where he was checked and confirmed to have been brutally anally raped. All his belongings had been robbed together with the cash balance he had brought for his ticket.
Kitengela: Rotting body of man found inside his house, wife says she’s awaiting its resurrection citizen.digital/wananchi-repor…
Shoba Gatimu @shobanes
129K Followers 4K Following Retired Murasta | City boy in the village |Mkulima mdogo | Rabbit Keeper | Host Making The Menu - DStv 173 @honeyafricatv
Aleckie Ronald @SirAlexas
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Kadalit✨️ @ImbayiK
30K Followers 1K Following Assistant @style_byray || I'm not stylish, I'm style || CS Rhumba ❤️ CS Parental Affairs
dexxegpt @dexxe
9K Followers 1K Following 24 yo gambian pastor, instrumentalist, and churchtech entrepreneur. reprotestant ministries. building ai that gets you into heaven.
you love leeyo @youloveleona
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Brian Mbunde ™ @Brianmbunde
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RaMaverick 💯% @RamzZy_
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GATHONI K. @QueenGathoni
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Mũrathi 🩵 @maumauzdaughter
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sab 🇰🇪 @Sab__G
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Stulla THE General..�.. @HILLA254
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Ma3Route @Ma3Route
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Syindu @pmusesya
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@RamzZy’s parody �.. @RaMbuzZy_
7K Followers 805 Following Twitter has locked me out of @RamzZy_ and support hasn’t responded in SIX months because I’m in a 3rd world Cow~ntry. I’ve stored my thoughts here temporarily.
I can't afford a life.. @Murayakimani3
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Jeff @Kiruthu_
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Shoba Gatimu @shobanes
129K Followers 4K Following Retired Murasta | City boy in the village |Mkulima mdogo | Rabbit Keeper | Host Making The Menu - DStv 173 @honeyafricatv
Moe @moneyacademyKE
295K Followers 5K Following Market insights to help you invest wisely. Get free business news updates via WhatsApp ➡️ 0769000111
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3.8M Followers 325 Following We Are Nation For customer care, 📨 [email protected] or 📞 +254790111111 Follow on WhatsApp https://t.co/1R5DkL8hhK
Aleckie Ronald @SirAlexas
111K Followers 2K Following Springboks 💚 | RF100 | Serena 23 | AF85 | Virat Kohli | Eliud 1.59 | LH100 | Ledecky | Armu Forever ❤| Cleo ❤️|
Larry Madowo @LarryMadowo
2.6M Followers 2K Following International Correspondent, @CNN. Former BBC North America Correspondent. Nomad. Past lives in Joburg, London, New York & Washington. Bad jokes, good GIFs.
Kadalit✨️ @ImbayiK
30K Followers 1K Following Assistant @style_byray || I'm not stylish, I'm style || CS Rhumba ❤️ CS Parental Affairs
dennis ombachi OLY @ombachi13
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phantéau @_wangwe
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dexxegpt @dexxe
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you love leeyo @youloveleona
27K Followers 2K Following im right ur wrong. double standards and lies.
Brian Mbunde ™ @Brianmbunde
234K Followers 8K Following It’s all fun and games till it’s not fun and games.
RaMaverick 💯% @RamzZy_
194K Followers 5K Following Art | Sports | Music | Advertising & Memes | Pod: @MandayMadness | Smooth Hope Orator | Wabi-Sabist on 200mg Adult swim humor + Bottomless Bantz
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17K Followers 2K Following ||Strategic Marketing & Digital Pro||Chartered Marketer||Divinely guided||Lectiophile||Techie||Smile Train Ke Ambassador||Scaling Brands to #1 ||Turbohydrate||
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Usul @Trackmann2
6K Followers 1K Following Wabi-sabi: Nothing lasts. Nothing is finished. Nothing is perfect
@RamzZy’s parody �.. @RaMbuzZy_
7K Followers 805 Following Twitter has locked me out of @RamzZy_ and support hasn’t responded in SIX months because I’m in a 3rd world Cow~ntry. I’ve stored my thoughts here temporarily.
Okiya Omtatah Okoiti @OkiyaOmtatah
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632 Followers 817 Following Official twitter of the Nairobi Writing Academy, an online, creative writing school started by @onjerika. Same handle on instagram. Full name on facebookParklands - City Park Drive Zamil Realtors Ltd is constructing a 20 storey apartment block literally on Mathare River. How was this approved? Who approved this? Not only is this construction illegal, it is also DEADLY. It must come down. #SaveNairobi…
Hii mwaka ni kama plagues, heat waves, eclipse, accidents, floods, sandfly....jameni mtu atafute Yesu wa Tongaren
I Found this on TikTok and thought it beautiful: Have you ever noticed how in the scriptures men are always going up into the mountains to commune with the Lord? Yet in the scriptures we hardly ever hear of women going to the mountains. "That is why God comes to women. Men have…
For your weekend, watch the following on NETFLIX … REINDEER & BELFAST are cathartic true stories. MIDSUMMER NIGHT & I’LL SEE YOU IN MY DREAMS is about love & sex. These FOUR will help you explore the limits of human emotions. Have a most enjoyable Weekend.
@Sphinx_jf Same aki. But katakua sawa hawa watu husahau hata ni wagonjwa🤣
I was studying child development, & when a parent or adult hits a kid throughout their childhood, they can end up developing a dissociative disorder in adulthood. A child cannot physically escape abuse majority of the time, so they mentally go else where and detach mentally in…
What's your opinion on hitting your child as a punishment? 🤔
There's something I have lived by. That child today is very different from tomorrow. They wake up and do something completely different so I ensure I have videos and live in the today
There are small small signs that show that this one is growing , like she has stopped cheering when she hears someone flushing the toilet. I feel kinda sad. 🥲
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Charlene!! From Ruto's reaction immediately after her speech it's actually true he told her not to attend the burial, let alone speak 😂😂
1.5 years later and this thing is still very solid!! This is how it works. If your router haifikishi WiFi kwa bedroom, you plug this in the room, it picks the weak signal and amplifies. Your phone or laptop connect automatically. Would highly recommend. Got from @Essentiall_Ke
Un-sponsored Plug in: I don't know who needs to hear this but if your WiFi signal is weak kwa bedroom, get this. It's a WiFi extender. You plug it to a socket in your room, it picks the weak router signal and gives you stronger 📶. I got this one from @Essentiall_Ke for 1,900
These new kids are making very good music. Kinoti, Mutoriah, Muthaka, Xenia, Wanjine, Ayrosh etc. love love love them.
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@Sphinx_jf @Nefertittie_ Also gives them an early appreciation of satire and sarcasm plus a penchant for the dramatic...
@Nefertittie_ Call the child, ask them to hold the plate on one side with both hands, and you do the same on the other. Then grunt & "struggle" to lift it into the sink while apologising for using such heavy plates. Then offer to serve meals on something lighter. A serviette.
DECLARATION OF A PUBLIC HOLIDAY It is notified for the general information of the public that, in exercise of the powers conferred by section 2(1) of the Public Holidays Act, the Cabinet Secretary for Interior and National Administration declares that Wednesday, the 10th April,…
In 2014 Ktnnews undertook an in-depth investigation into widespread cancer cases in Marsabit County. From Maikona to Kargi, tens of people were in their final stages of dying from stomach and throat cancer. I went back there years later and I found new cases; those I had…
@Sphinx_jf @Shad_khalif The cap was the measuring cup.
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