Dhaif @Sphinx_jf
Retired grammar nazi | Views here expressed are my own| Simple yogi with a yarn 🧶 addiction| Geriatric mom| My teeth are in jail Joined April 2009-
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I tukanad one of those conmen wa ‘mzigo yangu imekwama bla bla’ nilitext m****du wewe and the guy got mad and called me after 1 hr ready to insult me back 😂
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Calling someone using Instagram ni kama kupaka mkate blueband na ruler. I mean sure you can, but should you?
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@Nyokaffiii Amekuambia Helb me Helb you?
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Gosh. Mtu WA helb amenipigia alafu anakasirika when I tell him siko employed 😭😭😭😭 how am I the bad guy here?
Yes!
Wueh kale ka feeling ka December kanakuja- the one where you don’t feel like doing anything til Jan 😬
These are the days I used to long for. Mtoto analala deeply pekee yake without shushing and patting ? Wow it’s true that some things get easier with time.
I’m really enjoying this baggy clothes trend . Love the homeless look
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Happy 5th birthday to my corona virus🥹❤️
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Why this lady said she was going to pick up her emotional support animal why it was a damn rotisserie chicken from Whole Foods LMFAO
Aki nakuwanga mrembo mpaka my grey hairs are coming in style with one side first .
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Kids nowadays will not know the rush of reading Goosebumps, The Famous Five, Princess Diaries and Secret Seven 🔥🔥
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"Umepata?" is a polite reminder that you lack the common sense to say "Thank you."
2am and this girl is fidgeting in her sleep. I ask her is she is okey and she says ‘Mum niko kwa dream’.
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