Splat @SplatACAB

California Joined December 2013

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shadoo🪲🇵🇸(silly creature enjoyer) @Shadoo_creeture

2 months ago

Incredible things are happening 5000 meters below the ocean surface

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Women Posting W's @womenpostingws

a month ago

IM OBSESSED I’ve watched this on a loop 5 times

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Grace @gracecamille_

3 weeks ago

in high school my best friend stayed the night after her parents told her they were getting a divorce. My dad was like I know what will make you feel better!! and made us watch Serpico (1973). She sat on the couch crying the whole time and after he was like pretty good huh????

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Fanfiction_txt @fanfiction_txt

13 years ago

Obama chuckled. "You mean the Chaos Emeralds?"

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ESPER @ESPER995

6 months ago

MR 3000 Dual Band Radio Device | Joshua Cotter | @joshuacotter6 artstation.com/artwork/XL6eL

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slick @dlicj

8 years ago

my neighbor just told me about an alien sighting he had that was just a regular southwest boeing 737 in the sky but he said he could see into the cockpit with binoculars and there was an alien flying it

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Lance Reddick @lancereddick

7 years ago

People will try to take your pic when you are unawares...but as you can see, I am not so easily caught off guard...

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stephanie ☥ @batlovrs

3 years ago

girl who thinks “wow this is just like silent hill” whenever its foggy outside

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Losing it @prophethusband

5 years ago

Girlfriend (reading from notification on phone): babe it says that The Emotional Pimp wrote in Big Boys Chat that he has an upset tummy Me (shaking my head): Told him not to eat all those olives

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Alec Karakatsanis @equalityAlec

3 years ago

It's important to see that these employees have a purpose: to influence what news stories we see and to change how those news stories are presented to us. These PR units help explain why certain kinds of crime stories dominate local news, and shape who is quoted in them.

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Quite Interesting @qikipedia

7 years ago

Independence from Britain is celebrated somewhere in the world, on average, one in every seven days.

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little special™ @dollbunyan

3 years ago

I bet the ira are all french kissing each other and sobbing like a soccer team right now god bless ‘em

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jake krantz @jakekrantz

3 years ago

When your parents checked to make sure you were sleeping

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Beauty Of Nature 🌳 @ShouldHaveAnima

3 years ago

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wolf pupy @wolfpupy

3 years ago

instagram.com/wolf.pupy

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brendle @brendlewhat

14 years ago

Hello sir, I-*briefcase full of jellybeans falls open*

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austin @bainard

3 years ago

lmao

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translated cats @TranslatedCats

3 years ago

There are usually two types of merchants.

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shen the bird @Shen_the_Bird

3 years ago

wikipedia: please. please just give me one dollar i'm begging you give me anything me: [trying to look up the hamburglar's full name] shut the fuck up