Shit Startups Say @Startups_Say
Shit you hear in incubators and other #startups elevators. Send your quotes at: [email protected] London, England Joined September 2015-
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"We spend half of our lives struggling to start conversations and the other half struggling to exit them."
Sprint Review Bullshit Bingo. #agile
"We are looking to combine #indexfunds with #blockchain tech" #shitstartupssay
Shit Startups Say retweeted
Youth ends when music loses its power to change you.
Shit Startups Say retweeted
The best time to call me is email.
Shit Startups Say retweeted
Add metaphors. Mix vigorously. #spam
"Even with a 140 IQ I still can't install a printer.. #facedesk" #shitstartupssay
"Human brains produce enough data to stream four HD movies every second" #shitstartupssay
"Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the face." #shitstartupssay
"Join our multi-faith vegan egg painting event in Hackney Wick on Sunday" #easter #shitveganssay facebook.com/events/4221196…
"This has nothing to do with AI. This is called a computer." #shitstartupssay
Journalist: "Do you think intelligence is genetics?" Startup CEO: "Why, do you want to have my babies?" #facepalm #shitstartupssay
Shit Startups Say retweeted
"They told me my hotel room would be paid for... This means I have to cancel my current booking. Couldn't they have told me earlier?"
"This does not compute in my head." #shitstartupssay
He started living life like a walking, talking VICE article. #shitstartupssay
"I met her last night but she wasn't a smart cookie" #shitstartupssay
"He acts a Little Lord Fauntleroy who’s just discovered porn" #shitstartupssay @NewYorker
"What does he means when he says words?" #shitstartupssay
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