Mike Steele @Steele307
Godfather of Quad Cities Comedy/Cautionary Tale/Hipster Burnout Sherrard, IL Joined March 2009-
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@AndyKindler I no longer feel as if I am in Kansas after reading this response to your initial tweet.
@schlickcomedy I just said "no" over and over again until I got bored.
@SardineJeans Chili belongs in pineapples. Hollowed out 🍍
@synthandlasers Hell yeah, Brian! Tell dem frog eaters what's what! U.S.A.! U!S!A! *quietly sobs in French*
@anylaurie16 Oh, that's why I lost my mind: because I was born in a certain time frame that may or may not include my birth year depending on who you ask. That's comforting, because I thought it was just me.
@APMike Is this streaming? If so, on which service?
@LEGO_Group these fellas aren't going to help Luke save Grogu.
@LEGO_Group not sure how I'm going to build an X-wing on the 11th with a duplicate bag of the pieces for the 4th.
Any better with oil treatment? instagram.com/p/CWwvjC3rRYW/…
Should I shave my beard off or not? I was going to keep it for winter, but I got some neck gaiters that I like, and after a year of this beard, I'm not sure that I like it. instagram.com/p/CWv-jfwrBoQ/…
@synthandlasers THE Dragula. From the TV Show (Munsters or Adams Family) the one Rob Zombie bought at auction to get girls. It didn't work, so he wrote a song about banging it it.
Had a dream that mysteriously was transported back to the year 2000, and was unable to change the present.
Shopping for coverage on the Healthcare Marketplace. Lot of wonderful options but I think I have settled on the one where I pay 361 dollars a month to give a doctor 5 dollars sometimes while also not receiving any health care
@rinbcage No healthcare for me again this year. ☺️
@rinbcage Everyone knows all great music comes directly from Satan himself. Any love for hymns comes from Stockholm Syndrome.
We will forever be told that Russia, China, the Taliban, are the imminent threats by people who a) do business with all of them! b) think you should get 4 dollars an hour and no healthcare to work 17 hours a day.
@synthandlasers I'll go along with pizza being an open face sandwich. However, your rational is illogical. If Hot Pockets are an authority concerning food we are all in big trouble. I'll also go along with that.
Sophia @Lorrienta1
12 Followers 564 Following hiking girl, book girl, hot mess girl — depends on the day 🥾 always the fun one though
R Scott Feller II @one4fell4swoop4
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Diane Mozart @RiverSong924
39 Followers 257 Following --A weird shiver-- --Actress--Comedian--Musician--Paralegal--Forensic Archaeologist--Cat Mom--
Brandon Ream @Reamkore
4K Followers 3K Following He/Him I Dumb Jokes with typos | Co-host of The Nostalgic Front Podcast.
Z @luvsomgeo
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Dennis Hockaday @memorywerks
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tjteslik @tjteslik
316 Followers 647 Following @UWMadEducation alum 2011 and bandleader of @pollinatorsband
Hot Buns Comedy @HotBunsPodcast
124 Followers 329 Following Two obnoxiously positive comedians @meghanIsAJoke & @sarahmben start fires under their guests asses & shove them off cliffs of selfdoubt, into their dreams
BJ Cool Moose @BJcoolmoose
9 Followers 25 Following There are ultimately some laws when you're drinking LaCroix
ieat4squares @nvigars
11 Followers 56 Following
The Nostalgic Front P... @NostalgicFront
1K Followers 1K Following A cool podcast from comedians @Reamkore and @PatrickHastie! We talk about movies, tv, snacks and toys from when we were kids! https://t.co/4wGmvzgyY8
Pun And Game @PunandGame
52 Followers 131 Following The home of #FunPunGaming, Weekly Podcasts and Snap Reviews! Email: [email protected] Official Twitter of https://t.co/RRhqnp4pVP
Sylvya @Sylvya74230693
2 Followers 41 Following
HouseOfBricksComedy @HOBComedy
354 Followers 2K Following Free comedy show at Pine Box Rock Shop the second Friday of every month at 8:00pm. Hosted by Gideon Hambright, Michael Good and Brandon Ream.
Chris K @thatguybeavis
5 Followers 20 Following It's a dark world, I'm just trying to keep the lights on.
The Mammals @_themammals
496 Followers 1K Following “Nonet marshals the defiant spirit needed to heal a damaged world.” - No Depression | New single ‘Born to Win’ October 1st.
Alondra @Alondra1671
15 Followers 373 Following My full name is Alondra Rebollo Im 30yrs old I'm from Abbeville Louisiana Im single lady now no kids yet looking for a good and honest man to spend life with
Dena Marie @DMairevision
24 Followers 128 Following Artist of many mediums. Mother of one. Live life, love life.
NO YOU'RE COOL @NoYoureCool
82 Followers 421 Following NO YOU'RE COOL is a webseries featuring filmed stand up sets from some of New York City's best new comedians! Produced by @Yogi_Paliwal & @PatrickHastie!
LetsDoThis @LetsDoThisIC
83 Followers 127 Following A comedy showcase for you. Live at @ICYachtClub the last Saturday of every month with your hosts @FranielDana & Audrey Brock.
Erin Pittington @piercemeerin
17 Followers 127 Following
Alydar Skyy @MissAlydarSkyy
2K Followers 3K Following Comedian in Chicago. Mom. Bartender. Sports enthusiast. 👻 Alydarskyyrocks
Scott Meyer @ScottStandingUp
32 Followers 46 Following Every few years I try Twitter again. see you all in 2020
Dante @Dantethecomic
28K Followers 29K Following CEO/Talent Manager at Golden Artists Ent. Casting Married @rebekahkochan https://t.co/8UVe1Mx0Eu PRESS 818-635-7910 Collabs & shoutouts: DM me
Lost Daughter @L_o_s_tDaughter
284 Followers 1K Following See us Live 9/10 @ 6pm at the 5 Spot in East Nashville!
Nina Schreckengost @health_on_heels
142 Followers 635 Following Singer - Actor - Dancer - Beachbody Coach. Badass chic...duh.
Astro Buran @spacecmd
54 Followers 246 Following
LeastLikelyToSucceed @LL2Succeed
92 Followers 871 Following New Comedy Web Series! Voted 'Least Likely to Succeed' in high school, friends Michele and Chris are hellbent on proving everyone wrong.
Brandon Sager @BrandonSager
4K Followers 4K Following
Mernie Hamders @MernieHamders
73 Followers 100 Following Husband, father, hot dog aficionado, mayonaise hater
ShowUsYourPokeballs @SUYPComedy
129 Followers 317 Following The nerdiest comedy show in the Midwest! We are comedy created FOR nerds, BY nerds! Bookable for road shows and anime/comic conventions!
Emily Irvine @EmilyEIrvine
170 Followers 1K Following Artist, Designer & Thai Yoga Massage Practitioner/Owner of Palms Up Bodywork & Dolly Over Teakettle
Abdullah Gabol @AbdullahGabol5
1 Followers 31 Following
Mr. Stay Safe @staysafepicks
41 Followers 150 Following Sports Investor. I’m actually really good at this. Spurs lifer, Niners lover, WNBA Supporter #gamblingtwitter #ninergang #gospursgo
Diane Mozart @RiverSong924
39 Followers 257 Following --A weird shiver-- --Actress--Comedian--Musician--Paralegal--Forensic Archaeologist--Cat Mom--
Tay Bird @Maceotay1138
6 Followers 24 Following Does anyone actually believe they are the sum of a couple of sentences on a bio section?
Sam Tallent @TallentSam
20K Followers 233 Following Buy Brut: https://t.co/rl8ocwLQSz Listen to Chubby Behemoth: https://t.co/nHqeEtDkQ4 Watch Wide World: https://t.co/AIyGY7DAsn
DOUBLE THREAT @DoubleThreatPod
4K Followers 57 Following Comedy legends @julieklausner and @scharpling team up for a journey through the best and worst of pop culture. Produced by @Carson__Rohlf @foreverdogteam
Julie Klausner @julieklausner
107K Followers 3K Following I created #DifficultPeople & co-host @DoubleThreatPod. Other things too. She/her. Jewish. I hate it here.
The Best Show with To... @bestshow4life
12K Followers 3K Following 25 years of Mirth, Music, & Mayhem with @scharpling LIVE Tuesdays at 6pm EST / 3pm PST on YouTube Full experience on Patreon / 🎙️ @foreverdogteam
WFMU @WFMU
75K Followers 23K Following The freeform station of the nation! Independent, creative, rocking radio. Xer behind the curtain: @jimbehrle. Submit music via https://t.co/XjdtyRTWxM
Can You Violate The G... @ViolateGeneva
151K Followers 6 Following A catalog of violatable and non-violatable Geneva Conventions in video games. Powered by @HardDriveMag.
Q. Tip @QuiteTipular
179 Followers 160 Following Imagine your precocious nine year old niece had a twitter where she talked about poop all the time. Basically that.
Pat Byrne @1800PATBYRNE
4K Followers 996 Following @bestshow4life producer. @wfmu alumnus. Writer. “Comedian”. If I retweet you, it means I am endorsing you for president of the United States. Congratulations!
Joe Gatto @Joe_Gatto
980K Followers 517 Following Live to make people laugh. Proud dad to kids & dogs. Be kind. My podcast @twocoolmomspod Link to Tour tickets, cameos, YouTube, TikToks & IG
Murr @jamessmurray
909K Followers 2K Following Hey it's Murr! Impractical Jokers on TBS every Thursday night! See me on tour - tix here: https://t.co/jHoGhMG5Vf
Sal Vulcano @SalVulcano
997K Followers 1K Following 🤣 “TERRIFIED” standup special out now! 🎤 “Everything’s Fine” Theater Tour on-sale now!! 📺 Impractical Jokers on *TBS* 🎙️ Hey Babe & Taste Buds Podcasts
Stephanie Drury @StuffCCLikes
7K Followers 361 Following American evangelical culture has manufactured much consent | she/her @fakedriscoll (suspended w/o cause 11/2020)
Sylvya @Sylvya74230693
2 Followers 41 Following
Madden NFL Mobile @EAMaddenMobile
146K Followers 170 Following Official EA SPORTS Madden NFL Mobile Twitter account. Includes optional In-game purchases (Includes random items)
Downtown Rock Island @DowntownRI
2K Followers 643 Following The latest news & events happening in downtown Rock Island!
Son Little @SonLittleMusic
4K Followers 432 Following
Quad Cities @VisitQuadCities
8K Followers 1K Following 🗺 Guide to the must-experience riverfront destination ⛴ Follow for events & all things QC 💙 #visitquadcities
mike + ruthy @mikeandruthy
1K Followers 1K Following “These two will shatter any stereotypical misconceptions of what it means to be a folk musician.” | aka @_themammals festival: @homeofthehoot
davidrotzdude @davidrotzdude1
9 Followers 0 Following
Christian Lee Hutson @chrisleehutson
6K Followers 268 Following New Album 'Paradise Pop. 10’ Out September 27 On @antirecords. Available Now For Pre-Order
Argon Dreamcast Evang... @synthandlasers
1K Followers 635 Following ''You’re good at posting. I just hate what you post.'' -A man named Roger
Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders
11.6M Followers 2K Following Sen. Sanders of Vermont, Ranking Member of U.S. Senate Committee on Health, Education, Labor & Pensions, longest-serving independent in congressional history.
ADickFish @Adickfish
4K Followers 3K Following I am dedicated to pointing out hipocracy and fighting for labor rights. #funny #comedian #Democrats #politics #unionstrong
Kuhnle Bro. @aidsmonkeylove
34 Followers 103 Following
White Fang @WhiteFang420
2K Followers 474 Following Stupider than we look! instagram: whitefangsucks
Robert Crous @AssBanjo
53 Followers 47 Following
Don’t Boo…Revolt! @BreeNewsome
390K Followers 3K Following same handle on upscrolled- artist - free black woman - wife & mama - removed sc’s confederate flag in the name of Jesus on june 27, 2015 - Psalm 27 🙏🏾
Mern Lathrop @MartinLathrop
91 Followers 100 Following Incredibly handsome, extremely funny, award winning lover and I'm also quite humble




























