Michelle @mickyde80
I like coffee. Joined February 2012-
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People talk about the pandemic like it's about individual choices, they talk about climate like it's about individual choices, they talk about poverty like it's about individual choices. Every time you do this you're letting the people and systems in power off the hook.
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