Steve lorimer @SteveLorimer
50 something, own teeth, good head of hair, currently harbouring a very jaded view of the world London Joined April 2009-
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@JANUSZCZAK Wow, you’ve awakened memories of my English Lit O-Level back in the late 70’s with that one
@BGatesIsaPyscho Joey Barton is always wrong
@jk_rowling @NickCohen4 Are you really so lacking in self awareness that you can’t see yourself at the head of a modern day mob of pitchfork and fire brand wielding morons
@FoxNews @USArmy youtu.be/vhdcnQZf3fo?si… This is a military fitness challenge
@UtdKobi Bruno doesn’t want his wife living in a compound and only going out in a burka. Mbeumo wants £250k a week. Only Man U wanted Cunha, he’s a liability. Gyokeres will be a money move. Chelsea paid Man U £5m to take him back. Why? Because your management is shite
@TRobinsonNewEra Are you saying that Tommy doesn’t want to be kept apart from the general prison population anymore? Because that’s what his lawyers asked for when they submitted his guilty pleas
@kevinroose @mehdirhasan @SteveLohr I’ve got an old Sinclair ZX81 that can outperform the average UK Reform voter in virtually all cognitive tasks already
@NorthNottsBC @PeterStefanovi2 It’s very simple, if you are paid a salary, you will see no Income tax, VAT or NI rises. That includes the salaries paid to business owners. However, if as a business owner you take income from your business in the form of a dividend, then that is fair game for a tax rise
@AdamRutherford If my eyes are the product of a creator, it’s some bloody shoddy workmanship I can tell you
@briantylercohen @piersmorgan The question must be, is @piersmorgan taking money from Putin to support Trump?
@Mofoman360 No, you’re a fucking idiot troll
@SoozUK Oh no, I wish you hadn’t said that. I can’t get that out of my head now
@trussliz You are completely delusional…Get medical help for pity’s sake
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@darrengrimes That’s because you’re a fucking idiot
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54K Followers 281 Following Chris Riddell is the political cartoonist for The Observer and author of The Ottoline books, Goth Girl, and The Edge Chronicles with Paul Stewart.
WALDEMAR JANUSZCZAK @JANUSZCZAK
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