Dos Sombreros @StoopidTree
Just another snarky prick...but with a little more class. This place is cheaper than therapy. Part time co-host of @Atomic_Rubbish . #warrior #LoverOfBooze Texas, USA Joined September 2011-
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Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary
Is this still the place where we comically share our tragic outlook on life?
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Embrace it 🤘 🎙️ @undertaker
Every time I walk outside it steals part of my soul and drains me of all energy. For this reason I’m giving the sun a 1 star rating
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Los hermanos en VERDE! 💚
I sometimes miss my twitter therapy sessions. Just being able to dole out a little crazy at a time always helped.
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Who’s father is this? 😂😂😂 #elfontheshelf #waytoomuch
I’ve learned a lot of truths in this life. Unfortunately one of them was you can’t love two people…Simultaneously.
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Passing time waiting for the trophy @galu1003 @SebadriussiOk @AustinFC
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First Trophy In Club History! Austin FC Win Copa Tejas! 🏆 WE ARE THE BEST IN TEXAS! #AustinFC #MLS #CopaTejas
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We haven’t achieved anything yet! We keep humble, we keep growing, we keep going! Thank you for the amazing support as always 💚🖤
We haven’t achieved anything yet! We keep humble, we keep growing, we keep going! Thank you for the amazing support as always 💚🖤
Let’s go boyz!! It’s that mid-season switch. Come hard….come proper.
I wish there was a way to apologize to everyone I’ve ever wronged and make them happier. I never meant to be the bad guy in anyones story.
Several times a day I catch myself saying “ok boomer” to myself so yea…I know I’m old
It’s Friday, you don’t have #monkeypox , who’s better than you?!
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