Kelly Burgess @StrangeKelly

I fear I may have Semantled too close to the sun. I solved Semantle #75 in 9 guesses. My first guess had a similarity of 5.58. My first word in the top 1000 was at guess #5. My penultimate guess had a similarity of 28.90 (825/1000). semantle.novalis.org

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Kelly Burgess @StrangeKelly

5 years ago

WARNING: WORDLE IS A GATEWAY TO HARDER DRUGS I solved Semantle #74 in 47 guesses. My first guess had a similarity of 6.05. My first word in the top 1000 was at guess #16. My penultimate guess had a similarity of 25.68 (591/1000). semantle.novalis.org

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Kelly Burgess @StrangeKelly

5 years ago

How is it that USPS, FedEx, UPS, etc never have a problem bringing packages to my door, but when I order @DoorDash, you’d think I lived in the Bermuda Triangle?

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Kelly Burgess @StrangeKelly

5 years ago

I saw Foo Fighters last month and Taylor Hawkins singing Somebody to Love with Dave Grohl on drums was the best part of any concert I’ve ever been to

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Kelly Burgess @StrangeKelly

5 years ago

Am I…better than everyone? Wordle 279 2/6 ⬛⬛🟨⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

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Kelly Burgess @StrangeKelly

5 years ago

Not gonna lie, this one hurt Wordle 265 X/6 🟨🟨🟨⬛🟨 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩

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Kelly Burgess @StrangeKelly

5 years ago

“Sorry I’m late, there were puppies.”

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Kelly Burgess @StrangeKelly

5 years ago

It amazes me that we live in a world where you can order cheesy bread as an appetizer for pizza, which is itself cheesy bread #blessed

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Kelly Burgess @StrangeKelly

5 years ago

@reclusivewitch If I finish a book, I give it 5 stars simply because I will not continue reading it if it’s bad or can’t keep my attention

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Kelly Burgess @StrangeKelly

5 years ago

If I text you something funny and your response is just “Lol” I’m going to assume you are mad at me, I need validation in the form of gifs, emojis, or at the very least all caps

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Kelly Burgess @StrangeKelly

5 years ago

I have a lot of nerve judging these Olympic figure skaters while I am holding ice on a neck injury from the extreme sport of “Sleeping While 30.”

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Kelly Burgess @StrangeKelly

5 years ago

My favorite genre of TikToks are the ones where someone asks a stranger to hold their phone to record their TikTok and then does something completely weird. It’s just so nice that the stranger doesn’t stop or laugh and mess it up. Instant classic.