@Super70sSports "You need to get it down to one pack a week on the candy cigarettes, and try to lay off sipping your Dad's beer."
@Super70sSports And shot them up with a hefty dose of Kool-Aid
@Super70sSports Back when even toys believed in vaccines.
@Super70sSports Man goes to the emergency room & was diagnosed needing an expensive brain transplant. The dr asked the man would you like a women’s brain it’s allot cheaper, the man laughs & says why is a women’s brain so much cheaper. The dr said because it’s been used.
@Super70sSports My grandma worked there so I had pretty much everything.
@Super70sSports Can't transmit cooties with the fingers crossed; similar to a vaccine
@Super70sSports I diagnosed my Papa with "Peptobingya" (pneumonia) They laughed about that for decades :)
@Super70sSports Using my 30- yr old Dr's kit, my kids diagnosed me with Fart Heart and Stink Brain. I'm happy to report that I survived both afflictions.