Simon Frick @SurefireSimon
Financial Investigator at Surefire Intelligence. If I follow you, it's for investigative purposes. I was blocked by @jacobawohl, which is kind of redundant now. Wherever you least expect. Joined November 2018-
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@TheMekon_Venus I made this. You can get a print of it here: jimll.co.uk/product/lt-cdr…
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Shout out to @Poundland for moving their pick and mix off the queuing aisle. Much appreciated. Much more likely to go in with the kids if I can dodge the mountain of sweets.
Still thinking about the very kind person who stuck their head out their window in Easton to kindly explain why I was struggling to park the motorbike on the slope. Thanks again dude, such a simple tip and I'd never thought of it in all my years. Bristol is such a friendly place.
Exit light Enter night Take my hand We're off to
Can we have an agreement, please, pub landlords? If I order a pint at the bar and that pint costs over £7, can you please let me know before you pour it. Say, “this is over £7, do you still want it?”. To which I shall reply, “no, thank you”.
“Your cock up, my arse” x
@charlieeady3 @durrellb shilton could use his arms too. most goalkeepers tend to do that
@fesshole Unexpected missus in the bagging area?
Wow @jaydeadams voice was a surprise this evening. Incredible job hosting West End Alive.
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It’s Been A While…:)
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Can we have a ban on the phase "you win the internet today", no-one has the authority to issue that award.
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Only Everton could go 15 games without a win, then win 4 games in 3 weeks, including 3 wins in 6 days, one of which a first home derby win in 14 years. Oh and in between those 3 weeks we lose 0-6 to someone. The most bonkers football club in the world. Bloody love Everton!😂💙
@TheMekon_Venus I made this. You can get a print of it here: jimll.co.uk/product/lt-cdr…
Rough out there, genuinely don’t think Pip & I, being pre-brexit / pre-pandemic, would’ve survived the current economic situation. We survived on live. Didn’t make money from a record until year 5 iirc, and honestly in the current landscape doubt we’d have ever recouped.
I dug into the budget sheets to have a look at the realities of modern day touring costs for a bunch of artists. Such is the struggle for many established acts to tour profitably, it’s been declared a cost of touring crisis. theguardian.com/music/2024/apr…
Go kiss ya loved ones. Don’t wait
There is something fundamentally wrong in your life if that’s your response to what happened. Your brain has gotten twisted to the point that hatred overrides empathy. That is not a healthy or sustainable way to live your life. Seek help.
Replies to a news article about 3 people getting stabbed at a school. Truly unhinged.
The fare was £14.80, and this prick is actual moaning over a 20p tip 🙄 Next time lads, take your 20p change. Fuck this type of attitude.
REPOST by Monday, 4/29 for a chance to win a signed Limited Edition Blu-ray of Alan Parker’s BIRDY from @indicatorseries! I’ll announce the winner next #ModineMonday. Good luck! Join me Thur. 4/25 for a Q&A after a 35mm screening at the @ParisTheaterNYC! paristheaternyc.com/films/showtime…
[Obligatory No Judgement On Americans Doing This] trying to think which UK counties might do this. Literally just Yorkshire isn't it
During lockdown, I wrote 30k words about VAR and measurement theory. No-one wanted to publish it - they all said it was mad. But offsides like this Coventry one mean I can't stop thinking about it. 3 major issues.
@teslaownersSV Is this a parody ? I mean I encounter more hazardous conditions walking to the mailbox.
@libertystrikes2 Get fucked ya racist creep
Once again. Thank you to everyone who supported me and showed me love. I really appreciate it and I'll never forget it.
Looks like the remake of Trainspotting is going well 👀
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