Swami Keya @SwamiKeya
I'm a feminist, atheist, and citizen of the world. As a swami, I've chosen humor as my weapon of choice. Actually, there wasn't a choice - that's all I can do! Joined August 2017-
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For 2 days a woman in Madhubani, Bihar has not been taken to safety. Authorities are delaying the process and trying to send her back to the life threatening situation. Dist.SP, NCW, please intervene @sharmarekha @NCWIndia @BrindaAdige @WFRising @CSR_India @NoRapeIndia
Not being able to understand gay relationships is nothing to get your undies in a bunch for. No one broke their brains trying to understand quantum physics when it was beyond them. People just move on to easy-to-grasp subjects. - Swami Keya
Freedom is not lost all at once, it is lost in units of one, one at a time, one activist, one lawyer, one writer till finally it’s each one of us..
If you have nothing nice to say, say something nice. - Swami Keya’s brother
Why do some couples break up? Because both need to be drunk to make it work! - Swami Keya
There are white people and “people of colour”. Considering white is also a colour, shouldn’t the rest of us be “people of other colours”?
Men who consider women are lesser mortals than them should consider turning gay. It's no fun sharing your life with someone you have a low opinion of. - Swami Keya
“Private parts”! Because all other parts are considered public? - Swami Keya
If a man divorces you for having a baby girl, wear it like a badge of honour. The guy obviously can't handle one woman, let alone two. - Swami Keya
If you don’t know something, it’s okay to shrug your shoulders and say you don’t know. It’s okay. - Swami Keya
Mothers who join their kids in bitching about other kids, their own or their neighbors’, lower themselves drastically from the pedestals poets have put them on. - Swami Keya
If Easter Sunday is like any other Sunday except with extra-special food, then you’ve got it absolutely wrong! - Swami Keya
Mothers, if your child turns atheist, don’t mourn for them. Revel. Revel that you are in the presence of a courageous human being, one who dares to find their own path. - Swami Keya
The most piteous narration of a story is not necessarily the most accurate one. - Swami Keya
If you’re snapping at people for no reason, like a monkey throws it’s feces at people indiscriminately, you know it’s time to rein it in. A poop bag will help. Alternatively, see a shrink. - Swami Keya
The entire world is excited about what a mere mortal is going to find out about god. Are theists nervous about the second coming of a physicist who survived 50 years beyond “god’s plan” for him?
If you revel in the misery of others, you will really need to examine yourself and decide if you’re a human being or a fungus. - Swami Keya
When the country faces a problem with men using buses to rape women and little girls, a man using them to fiddle with himself as he commutes is not the biggest issue on our hands (or his). - Swami Keya
Whoever came up with, “Dhoondne se toh bhagwaan bhi mil jate hain” must have been an atheist. - Swami Keya
Parents need to stop pimping their sons out and let them get married for free. - Swami Keya
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