Emma Bee @TextfromtheX
Hmm...I will tell you later in a tell all book. But for now enjoy the debauchery of text messages that my Ex sends me! textfromtheex.wordpress.com Neon Hell Joined November 2011-
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My favorite text from today " Please don't txt me. I'm getting ready for a date. She has a bot that is 5, a great... fb.me/FF4hL4mj
I'm starting this page back up again. Turns out it doesn't matter how cordial I am to The Ex, he is simply just a natural born demon.
"you are the evilest most ungrateful human being ever and I don't want anything to do with you again"
Almost deleted this page. I thought, well maybe I provoke it. So, perhaps if I delete everything and try to be... fb.me/tWtLdXRC
Past Text [ 18 ] - "I'll live in a guest house, if it's not too shitty looking" wp.me/p1YMMi-1x
Past Text [ 16 ]- "So, if I live there, would you pay for my rent?" wp.me/p1YMMi-1u
Past Text [ 15 ]- "I love you, even though u don't love me" wp.me/p1YMMi-1s
Past Text [ 14 ]- " i will move to XXXX for you and marry you" wp.me/p1YMMi-1p
The Ex: "I just had to come clean to Ceri's husband. You should be happy" 2:12PM
The Ex: Your friends are all fucking low lives and probably do more drugs and work less than you 11:32
This is what he said just now: Me: "thanks to friends i am better now and see the emotional abuse u caused and... fb.me/160Z6UwFO
The Ex " I just want you to stop. Seriously grow up." Me " So are you the pot or the kettle?" The Ex " Im the fucking adult"
Me: "I can't afford to pay that much in child support" The Ex " Why don't you just become a stripper"
Me: Like i said. Dumb arrogant piece of shit 4:19 The Ex: Dumb arrogant and worthless is you babe 4:20 PM Me: If... fb.me/1xV6UvXgm
The Ex: How are you doing? 9:29 AM Me: Go fuck yourself 10:35 AM The Ex: Wow!! Ok I guess those meth commercials are realistic. 10:39 AM
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